chicks dig me

[monkeyboy]

cause i rarely wear underwear

 

[tlgoblue]

and when I do, it's usually something really interesting.

 

[kirbsam]

lee harvey you are a madman. when you stole that cow and your friend tried to make it with the cow? i want to party with you cowboy. me and you together? you can forget it.

 

[Steve Hurley]

Calm down Francis!!!

 

[tlgoblue]

He said Black guys help the White guys!

 

[monkeyboy]

You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.

 

[tlgoblue]

I have to read books just to keep up with you!

 

[monkeyboy]

Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

 

[tlgoblue]

We're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn.

 

[monkeyboy]

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

 

[tlgoblue]

OK! OK! Now I know what to mix with my Puerto Rican Screwdriver. Bye! Off to blockbuster!

You need the Aunt Jemimah treatment!

 

[tevagirl]

"There she goes just a walkin' down the street singin' doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo"

One of my favorite movies!

 

[Boston Tea Party]

Blown Up, Sir!

 

[tlgoblue]

You're a sexual dynamo!

 

[Poohnatic]

Okay, I really goofed...thought that you were being a comedian again!

I'm lost, Mel Brooks? Blazing Saddles?

 

[tlgoblue]

Haaarmy Training Sir!

That's The fact Jack!

 

[4Cs]

This one's for you and this one's for the horse you rode in on!

 

[Viking]

I bet you can't do three push-ups

 

[Disney-Kim]

Stg Hulka...you are our big toe

 

[tevagirl]

My name's Francis but everyone calls me Psycho. Any of you call me Francis and I'll kill you.