Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[bateman]

Would you like an Australian kiss?
It's like a French kiss but down under.

HAHAHA..... What about "I wanna see your map of tassie" - Its an Australian one. Take a look at the map of Australia and look at what Tasmania looks like

 

[ChickenCarlos]

its a heart right?

 

[Shellyf62]

Take another look Carlos...it ties in with the "down under" theme!!!!

 

[skiingfast]

Take another look Carlos...it ties in with the "down under" theme!!!!

It looks like the bush to me.

 

[Shellyf62]

You got it Matt!!!!!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

It looks like the bush to me.

what decade are you picking up girls in, what is a bush, JK, i see it now

 

[Tink91]

what decade are you picking up girls in, what is a bush, JK, i see it now

 

[Funball]

i can't believe my own Boyfriend just used the word "bush" to describe something...

 

[bateman]

what decade are you picking up girls in, what is a bush, JK, i see it now

You dont dig ladies with no personal grooming habits???

 

[skiingfast]

i can't believe my own Boyfriend just used the word "bush" to describe something...

I've heard that Australia has lots of bush. So i just guessed.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

You dont dig ladies with no personal grooming habits???

i have been on the "jungle cruise"before, but i prefer the cleanliness of "its a small world"

 

[Funball]

o mg i can't believe that you are all talking about this

ok bck to pick up lines please

 

[skiingfast]

Would you like to go out with me?

 

[Funball]

Would you like to go out with me?

yes .. yes i would!



"Does your mamma let you date?"

 

[ChickenCarlos]

so , eyss im durndk, but thishis one actuallly workd tonight, and i got my girl " add kristink aher e next to me, she onwenat s me to tell it how i t is, i How, i got yo with this
me an d you ar elike connect the sdots, tlets make a prettyh picture BOOM ms , se e my sumer man psoter

 

[Shellyf62]

so , eyss im durndk, but thishis one actuallly workd tonight, and i got my girl " add kristink aher e next to me, she onwenat s me to tell it how i t is, i How, i got yo with this
me an d you ar elike connect the sdots, tlets make a prettyh picture BOOM ms , se e my sumer man psoter

Carlos, you are my hero........I have never seen so many drunk forums in my life!!!!! You are the champion!
So did she like your Superman Poster?

 

[Goofy_Mom]

so , eyss im durndk, but thishis one actuallly workd tonight, and i got my girl " add kristink aher e next to me, she onwenat s me to tell it how i t is, i How, i got yo with this
me an d you ar elike connect the sdots, tlets make a prettyh picture BOOM ms , se e my sumer man psoter

I'm usually pretty good reading your drunk typing, but I'm lost on this one. I got Kristin, connect the dots, and superman poster. what was the line?

 

[Funball]

I'm usually pretty good reading your drunk typing, but I'm lost on this one. I got Kristin, connect the dots, and superman poster. what was the line?

..yeah goofy mom I just read it too and I think I can make out , he is trying to say that he picked up a chick named Kristen and he wanted to show her his superman poster on his ceiling.. and I guess that line does work!

Go CARLOS!! Drunk and posting!!!!!

 

[Shellyf62]

I'm usually pretty good reading your drunk typing, but I'm lost on this one. I got Kristin, connect the dots, and superman poster. what was the line?

I think the line was "me and you are like connect the dots we make a pretty picture"

I am dying to read his reply to ths when he realises he has done it again!!!!!

 

[Funball]

No shelly I know carlos, I think he truly was using the superman line.. but hey he did get a chick named kristen.. at least that is what I made out… and we are suppose to connect the dots that he got a girl last night.. im sure she is still at his place right now.