Ok this is going to take forever to type, but I need to tell you this story. Kind of another homemade redneck one.
This past week a friend of ours from church had someone try to steal some copper metal from him. Now let me tell you. This is the new hot item to steal by us. People take scrap metal into recycling yards and make pretty good money. Well he got tired of this happening to him, so he put an alarm on all of his pumps. He is a dairyman with lots of land. The pumps are for irrigating. The alarm is hooked up to his cell phone. Well in the middle of the night, his cell alarm goes off. Well let me tell you..................you don't want to mess with Johnny. He has a gun colletion, and knows how to use them. He is also 6'4" and very fit. Kind of like John Wayne. He probably even wore his cowboy boots and hat.
So he jumps in his truck with his shotgun or rifle, to confront these guys. In the meantime he has called the sherrif. So he drives up, and sees the chain that they are trying to pull his pump out with. The thieves see him, and take off in their car. Well he is so pissed, that he actually has a high speed chase after them.

He bumps them with his pick up and they fly off into a field.

One of the guys runs off, and he yells at the dude in the car, if he trys to get out of the car, he is going to kill him. The guy is so scared that he falls to the ground and starts to cry!!

The other one stops and comes back. Finally the sherrif pulls up, and thanks him, cuz they'd been trying to find these guys.

Can you imagine this?? It's like a bloomin movie. Oh, and Johnny even likes to ride horses!!
Serves these guys right!!!