plutotek
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My kids were born long and fat. LOL When my first was born at 10 lbs 1 oz, one of the Drs (there was a team from NICU there) said "Wow, look at the thighs on her!" I thought "Swell, some of the first words my daughter is hearing is that she has fat thighs. She'll end up in therapy someday with repressed memories of her birth."
Legend has it that, when I was born, my father took one look and said "his head looks like a football!". I believe my mother was unable to cold-**** him from her position, but she got her point across.