"Oh, my Agent is really going to get it when I get down from here. He tells me, 'You'll be performing in front of a lot of people in an animal show.' I thought it was a revival of 'CATS'. Next thing I know, this big, smelly cow-beast is trying to turn me into a shish-ka-bob. Hey! Anybody got a cell phone? I'm up for a part in ANNIE GET YOUR GUN."