Dismom+two
<font color=purple>Dh and I always refer to it as
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- Nov 21, 2005
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"The little Matie's room is over there....just remember where the hook be at!"
"Ah, yes, The Ticking Croc's Custom Hook Polishing Emporium is just down that road, take a left..."
"you're nemesis is a flying boy? You need to lay off the rum a bit mate, savvy?"
"Honestly mate, you know there's no such thing as fairies right? Now CANNIBALS, they are someone you have to watch out for."
I was wondering if you might oblige me with the secrets as to how such a worthy young scoundrel as yourself came to be commodore at such a young age?
Those scurvy dogs are your parents???? Aye matey, you can join my crew.
Hey Matie. You see that pretty shiney thing with the light? Could you just go over there and steal it for me? I like shiney things.
And what makes you think you're good enough to crew the Black Pearl?
Truth be told, I never sailed a day in me life. I figure I should get out, see the world while I'm still young.
They made you eat what??????
"See that pretty lady over there, that's the Governor's daughter. She's got huge...... tracts of land."
"The little Matie's room is over there....just remember where the hook be at!"
No no lad, that be Captain Hook over there. He's your daddy. Your mommy has the test results to prove it...
"Mommy... who is this guy and why does he act like Keith Richards when he's drunk?"
"See that pretty lady over there, that's the Governor's daughter. She's got huge...... tracts of land."