choco_latae
My family, the Disney Family
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2008
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That Darn Tiger came to close to my personals. Fortunately he only left a hole in my pants.
Look at me Ma, I can drive the Jungle Cruise Boat at night with one eye closed, my arm tied behind my back, while standing on one leg.
"Because I am the greatest jungle captain in the world, I will save us from certain peril!!"
"I will safely guide you through head-hunting tribes, through hippo infested waters, and around dangerous waterfalls... but, um... can you help me sew up this hole in my pants?"
(now sing in tune of purple people eater)..
I am a "One eyed, one armed, driving khaki wearing cruiser"
Bond is the name. Jungle Bond.
I'll have you know that these pants are standard spy issue... Haven't you seen ANY of my movies?
Hey Baby...... Coffee, tea, or me?
"Simon says close your right eye"
"Simon says put your left arm behind your back"
"Simon says raise your left leg up"
Ooooh, you are really good at this! How about I take your picture? Why? Because you look really hot, baby!
That Darn Tiger came to close to my personals. Fortunately he only left a hole in my pants.
How you doin?? (in voice like Joey from Friends)
RRRRIIIIPPPPP.... was that? It was wasn't it! I meant to do that...that folks is the grand finally You all have been waiting for.
"I yam what I yam an' that's all that I yam, I'm Popeye the Jungle Cruise Skipper man!" *Toot-toot!*