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No I am not married to Santa Claus!
No I am not married to Santa Claus!
Attempting to use his new Bear to Human language translator for the first time, Fred was embarrassed to learn that a single misspoken syllable had changed his intended "Please take your paws off my son" to the unintended "Please take my son for your lunch"I am so honored, there were so many great quotes to go along with a great picture. So here is the new picture.
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Good Luck.
I am so honored, there were so many great quotes to go along with a great picture. So here is the new picture.
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Good Luck.
I am so honored, there were so many great quotes to go along with a great picture. So here is the new picture.
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Good Luck.
Attempting to use his new Bear to Human language translator for the first time, Fred was embarrassed to learn that a single misspoken syllable had changed his intended "Please take your paws off my son" to the unintended "Please take my son for your lunch"
I thought you said BROTHER bear... not SMOTHER bear!!
and Momma Bear said..."This one will taste Juuust right!"
Mama Bear - "C'mon now Baby Bear, just because it's this kids birthday doesnt' mean we dont' scare him. We're bears!! We scare kids, we don't sing Happy Birthday to them!!"
Little bear= Ok my turn, my turn. Its my turn to make that kid cry.
What? No! We were just playing! Right Mr? Tell the nice CM we were just playing! Gotta go!
Even after 10 years of being in an interbreed marriage, Momma bear could not get used to her youngest cub not being hairy enough.
"Daddy enjoyed the character meet-and-greet just fine... but little Jimmy the birthday boy thought it was unBEARable."
Daaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... there's poo on it's paw!
DAD! GET ME AWAY FROM HERE!
bears don't know about toilet paper!!!!
Attempting to use his new Bear to Human language translator for the first time, Fred was embarrassed to learn that a single misspoken syllable had changed his intended "Please take your paws off my son" to the unintended "Please take my son for your lunch"