Captain Jack Sparrow says hello

[Wagamama]

don't make mad Jack and Lisa!! You DO NOT want to see me mad!!!

 

[lisajl]

Excuse me....have you ever seen a redhead get mad?
Me thinks you don't know who you are dealing with....
c'mon Jack...

 

[oddball27]

Jack, you are obviously not the good, true, honest pirate I thought you to be. You have greatly dissapointed me and many of your other fans.

 

[Wagamama]

Not my man!! My man prefers curly haired brunettes!!


Ashton...maybe he is drunk? maybe his nap wan't long enough?


Come here baby!! I've got more rum for you and you can finish your nap!!

 

[oddball27]

Yep Von, I think thats it!!

Jack, did you see my post???

 

[Wagamama]

yeah!!! what Ashton said!! were very, very dissapointed!!

 

[oddball27]

Where are you??

 

[Wagamama]

i'm right here!! where are you?

 

[oddball27]

Lol!! I meant Jack!!

 

[lisajl]

I think we have scared him off!

 

[oddball27]

Well, where is Will???

 

[lisajl]

Maybe they both ran off when we were fighting over them!

NOOOOOO!!! Come back Capt. Jack!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Hello my fair ladies. Alas our ship is heading for warmer waters.

you are obviously not the good, true, honest pirate I thought you to be.

Have you ever heard the term oxymoron.
You damsels all think alike. Ye love the pirates and ye be offering up your treasures to them freely. Then ye start talking marriage. Soon it's "Jack why can't you get a nice normal job like your cousin Garth." "Jack why you have to spend all you're doubloons on that stupid old boat" "You're never home, you don't spend any time with me"
What you really be looking for is a bookkeeper who puts a patch on on weekends and takes you to the carnival where you ride the kiddy boats with the little bells that ding ding.

have you ever seen a redhead get mad?

Arrgh, ouch yeah. But to have a true redheads temper, ye must be a natural redhead.

 

[Wagamama]

Jack! I would never expect any of those things from you! We don't even have to get married! I just want to be your second love (after the sea). thats all i want!

yeah...where is Will?

 

[lisajl]

Oh Jack, do I have to prove I am a natural redhead?


BTW...I have never asked you to marry me....girls just want to have fun, too!

 

[oddball27]

ok, no marriage. that'll work.

"Jack why can't you get a nice normal job like your cousin Garth." "Jack why you have to spend all you're doubloons on that stupid old boat" "You're never home, you don't spend any time with me"

Von wouldn't say that!! (I don't think so anyway)

 

[Will Turner]

I'm right here my love!! I was out buying you this:

With all due respect Captain, your acting like Bombosa!!

 

[Wagamama]

wow! thats um...pretty ugly! couldn't you buy a better one?

Ashton...i would NEVER say those things! I didn't even know he had a cousin named Garth!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

aargh a pirate's never understood.

 

[Wagamama]

please jack?