Captain Jack Sparrow says hello

[Wagamama]

Hi Jack!!

you'll be pulling up to get me or getting HER with the every color hair?

 

[SuiteDisney]

That would be me he's talkin' to, wench. Why would he choose you, marriage, and a lifetime of nagging? I just want to shine his boots and polish his sword.

 

[Will Turner]

Ashton, my love!! Hurry aboard the ship!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Um, the redhead, er um the blonde, oh I mean the brunette, er umm....
Will's steering. Which port we going to Will.

 

[Wagamama]

I don't nag!!!

me jack! me!! the curly haired brunette whos also voluptuos and bouxoums!!

 

[lisajl]

Hey Capt. Jack....add another redhead to the mix......

By the way...Redheads are much better than blondes!!

 

[oddball27]

Ok!! Lets go get Von..er uh Laura...er um who do you getting?!?!?! P.S You're supposed to get Von!!! Sorry Laura!!!

 

[oddball27]

Phew!! I'm soooooo glad I'm already here on the ship!!! So Will, where are we going???

 

[SuiteDisney]

There's no need to fight, Von. You're welcome to Captain Jack... just as soon as I'm finished with him. We'll give you a call when we head back from the equator.

 

[Will Turner]

Where ever it is you want my love. Either the Port Of Boston or the Port of Philadelphia.

Captain! Any thoughts?

 

[Wagamama]

I don't want any sloppy seconds!! I get him forever!!

 

[oddball27]

Ohhh.....I don't know!!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE WE GOING?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

er... um... where are we closest to? Oh, no marriage ladies. Pirates don't believe in the sacrament. Will, there is more then two ladies with their hands in the deck.
Just remember a pirate lass must be able to spit in the wind, gut fish with one hand, bath in salt water yet always look lovely, cut a man dead with a look, climb to the top of the highest mast whilest holding a cutlass, get the governor to agree to pardons, steer by the stars, out drink any landlubbing male alive, etc, etc... all while looking like a goddess.

Will, me best friend, me pal, me mate, ye must give me a hand here. I suspect that whichever way I turn I may end up with a knife in me back.

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Will, quick the governor has changed his mind. Out to see fast. He's gaining on us with guns a blazing. I know this island about 20 days out we can hide there for a time while things blows over.

 

[Wagamama]

ME!!! CHOOSE ME!!!!!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

fraid we're already out to sea. You wouldn't want me dead lass. I'll have to make this decision another day. Be ready, you never know when Captain Jack will come knocking on your window.

 

[Will Turner]

Very well Captain. If I must choose, I shall pick The Curly Haired Wench.

Now, is everyone ready to leave? The ship is gaining on us!

 

[oddball27]

See, I told you Von!!!! Well Captain, I say we get both of them and you decide later!! You also need to stop drinking all the rum for now. You seem a bit confused and er..um woozy

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Well Captain, I say we get both of them and you decide later!! You also need to stop drinking all the rum for now. You seem a bit confused and er..um woozy

I knew you was a sensible lass. Yes to both ports it tis. Oh and the wooziness... Me gets seasick don't you know.

 

[oddball27]

Oh, ok... Let's Go!!!!!!!!!!