Captain Jack Sparrow says hello

[Wagamama]

you wanna see a picture of me?


Will you please, please say "Will is Ashton's". please? please? I'll buy you lots and lots of rum!! please?

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Will you please, please say "Will is Ashton's". please? please?

Would it matter if I deliver him comatose or in some such semi-conscious state. I might be able to lure him from the faire elizabeth in this manner.

 

[oddball27]

OMG Von!!! You just want Jack all to yourself!!!! You you....MEANIE!!!!!!!!!



Oh, hello Jack!!! How are you?? Doing well I hope!!!

 

[Wagamama]

um....Ashton? Does it matter if Will is half dead?

 

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by oddball27
OMG Von!!! You just want Jack all to yourself!!!! You you....MEANIE!!!!!!!!!

well wasn't that the whole point?

I get Jack, you get Will and Laura gets Gene...i thought we agreed!!

 

[oddball27]

Ashton? Does it matter if Will is half dead?

Um, yeah!!


If he REALLY LOVES Elizabeth, I cannot take him from her. I must figure out something else!!!!! (Even if it is Jack!!! )

 

[SuiteDisney]

I never agreed to anything, VonWench. And you gave up Captain Jack to me last night - of your own free will.

And what's this "my love" crap? Do you really think a pirate captain is looking for true love? Any real pirate captain's true love is the sea. Any wench, no matter how comely, can only play second fiddle.

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Oh, hello Jack!!! How are you?? Doing well I hope!!!

I'm doing extraordinarily well me love. Although you women have me sorely confused. I don't know who is going where with whom or what not. I just sense that in the end ye will all turn on me and feed me to the sharks. I suspect tis I who wil be walking that infamous plank. And the water shall certainly make me eyes run. Is there a voice of reason in this place. Somebody must be able to offer me a bit of wisdom. Where is the pop top friend of yours. He's been handling the bunch of ye much longer then I. Perhaps he could offer me some plan.
Oh, Von, did I tell ye what beauteous lock of raven curls you have.

Dear Ashton, it is a joy to hear somebody who knows the true way to a wanton pirates heart.

Dear Laura, please tell me the true color of your lovely locks.

 

[SuiteDisney]

Blimey, Cap'n, me locks be whatever color tickles your fancy.

 

[oddball27]

HaHa Von and Laura!!!


Glad you're doing well!! I would NEVER EVER feed you to the sharks!!!

P.s I have blondish Brown Hair!! LOL!!

 

[oddball27]

See!! He only likes your hair!!!!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Potential wench test

http://www.wench.org/about/test.php

 

[SuiteDisney]

Originally posted by oddball27
See!! He only likes your hair!!!!

My long, soft, flowing hair.

I think Captain Jack and I could make beautiful music together!...

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

 

[oddball27]

My Hair is PRETTIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

Uuuummmm........Laura, where'd Von and Jack go?!?!?! What if they're *gasp* LOOKING AT MAPS!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

OH NO!! I'M ALL ALONE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

hello love, I have some deck swabbing to do, or at least getting the crew to swab.

 

[oddball27]

Oohhhhhhhhh!! I should've known you wouldn't leave me!!!

 

[oddball27]

Sorry Captain but I am getting sleepy. See you tomorrow!!!
















Oh, Von, Laura, don't even think about it!!!

 

[Disney845]

Ok...a young lass (myself ) is away enhancing her beauty for a few hours and is all but totally forgotten... Captain Jack, I do believe you are a Rogue!! What you need isn't a wench, or an old maid, or a child....what you need is a proper lady, like myself, with both the proper breeding and aristocratic connections, yet who isn't worried about loosening the corset strings a bit, and mussing my perfectly perfumed bodice, or tasteful coiffure!