Cant believe they said THAT!!!

[binny]

Someone posted this the other day on the freebie chat board and thought I woudl share

There is a REASON God didnt put me in the public eye
I would be terrified to say something like that.



http://www.xenohistorian.faithweb.com/holybook/kup5.html

 

[6_Time_Momma]

LOL!!!! Boy, that one sure makes Mariah Carey look shallow!!

 

[DocRafiki]

I don't get it.

 

[Jeff in BigD]

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."--Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker.
I'm pretty sure that Grimson said this tongue in cheek.

 

[Ricola]

I don't think Mariah looks shallow at all.

 

[Jeff in BigD]

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."--Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker.
I'm pretty sure that Grimson said this tongue in cheek.

 

[nativetxn]

Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

Very profound

 

[scarlett873]

those were hysterical!!! i was rolling here at my desk...thank you so much for the great giggles!!

 

[Kermit]

I also thought the one by Mariah Carey was awful. It's too stupid to even be funny.

 

[accomp]

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."--Football commentator and former quarterback Joe Theismann

 

[catsrule]

 

[Deb in IA]

The most amazing thing is that not ONE of these is from
1) Dan Quale
2) George H.W. Bush (#41)
3. George W. Bush (#43)

 

[Saffron]

OMG! They were so funny! I love Yogi Berra! I love his Yogisms.

This was a good one:

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."--Clinton aide George Stephanopolous, speaking on Larry King Live

 

[ead79]

Oh my gosh--these are hysterical!!! I love these:

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."--Basketball star Shaquille O'Neal, when asked whether he had visited the Parthenon on a trip to Greece

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may re-apply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Form letter from the South Carolina Department of Social Services

Toilet Plunger:
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
(I'm not even going to ask.)