Canadian Idiot

[AngienLuLu]

I just got my Weird Al Yankovic "Straight Outta Lynwood" CD,
and I thought this song was the second best under
"White & Nerdy".

*NO OFFENSE TO ANY CANADIANS OUT THERE!! REMEMBER, THERE IS AN AMERICAN IDIOT!**

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWZZ-NdZheQ

Lyrics:

"Canadian Idiot"

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!​

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

I love it. It's on my iPod. Along with White & Nerdy, ANother one rides the Bus, Jerry Springer, Trash Day, Amish Paridise, Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch, and one more that I can't remember. =]


Wierd AL = LOVEEEE

 

[Babyjustrun]

I love it too.
But explain to me about the Monopoly money, I'm confused.

Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut <- Ha. I'm 13, and don't drink. Durr. Hockey nut? It's my favorite sport to watch, but I'm not nuts about it. But yes, we are pretty much in love with it (not everyone though) and we pretty much died when the NHL was on strike.

And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? Ahahhaah. I've never gotten frostbite, but it is cold, but not all year long.

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed I didn't either. Or I did, but I don't like how it doesn't rhym.

They all live on donuts and moose meat Donuts? Yum. Tim Horton's owns. Moose meat.. narsteh.

Never even bring their guns to the mall Heheheh. I bet you don't either.

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export Maple syrup owns. It also makes lovely maple fudge and other yummy treats. Do not diss the maple. Snow, you get it too.

They treat curling just like it's a real sport It is. It's really, really hard. I've tried it before and it's more than just sweeping. I'm really bad at it. The Canadian team won in the Olympics this year, and heck one of them came from my city.
They think their silly accent is so cute

Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot Nobody talks like that. The only person likely to say that is a french-men and guess what? They never do that.

Sure they got their national health care Rocks.

Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air Clean air? Ever heard of TO?

Then again well they got Celine Dion She sucks. Blech.

Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni Love that stuff. You guys don't have Kraft Dinner?

And dream of drivin' a Zamboni Who doesn't dream of that?

Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius Makes more sense than farenheit. Less confusing as well.

 

[BestLittleLauren]

Thanks for the link!! I got to put weird al's cd on my cristmas list!! I love weird al he is so funny ( well at least his songs are ) Ive almost got white and nerdy memorized!!

 

[Vannah]

I love it too.
But explain to me about the Monopoly money, I'm confused.

Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni Love that stuff. You guys don't have Kraft Dinner?

Yeah, the song was way funny. I dunno bout the Monopoly money, though. I love the Kraft macaroni, as well.

 

[U Just Got PUNKD]

Hey, I'm canadian. =[
That's mean. Haha.

 

[AngienLuLu]

Not sure about the Monopoly money either. lol

~Lu

 

[Pearls]

Not sure about the Monopoly money either. lol

~Lu

Eh, I think it's because Canadian money sort of resembles Monopoly money, like the bills are different colors.

 

[Babyjustrun]

Eh, I think it's because Canadian money sort of resembles Monopoly money, like the bills are different colors.

I dunno. I don't really find. The old ones sort of do, but the new ones are not all one color, they're shiney and such. They have short sayings and poems on them, like In Flanders Field.

 

[Disney Daniel]

Canadian money has often been referred to as monopoly money in the past by comedians and others. I have heard it being in relation to Canada's colored currency notes in relation to US bills. I have also seen it in relation to the lower value of the Canadian Dollar versus the United States Dollar, although the Canadian Dollar has appreciated in value significantly compared to the USD in recent years. (1 USD = 1.13 CAD meaning it costs $1.13 Canadian to buy one United States Dollar). Canadian Tire Money (Most Canadians understand that one quite well) has also been referred to as Monopoly money in the past.

 

[Princess Ash]

Canadian money has often been referred to as monopoly money in the past by comedians and others. I have heard it being in relation to Canada's colored currency notes in relation to US bills. I have also seen it in relation to the lower value of the Canadian Dollar versus the United States Dollar, although the Canadian Dollar has appreciated in value significantly compared to the USD in recent years. (1 USD = 1.13 CAD meaning it costs $1.13 Canadian to buy one United States Dollar). Canadian Tire Money (Most Canadians understand that one quite well) has also been referred to as Monopoly money in the past.

HAHA, always the one with answers...very good...I applaud you Daniel

 

[Babyjustrun]

That makes sense.
Though, as I said before, the money now is no longer a different color for each bill, it is multiple colors with images on it.
Canadian Tire money owns. I've never found a use for it, but it owns.

 

[BestLittleLauren]

I found another video from weird al.. http://youtube.com/watch?v=0HXc6zXemgI its KiNdA funny ( its called e bay )

 

[Babyjustrun]

I love the Ebay song.
A used pink bath robe, a rare mint snow globe.

 

[Vannah]

Weird Al cracks me up sometimes. Love White and Nerdy and the Ebay Song.