Calling all Germaphobes! Please tell me...

[Tigger&Belle]

Ummmm I do
ETA Ok, so I'm a nosy little pervert

Can't you just imagine my crazy neighbor getting a glimpse of that??? And we thought HE was crazy!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

And just to make it clear, my butt, naked or not, has never touched my steering wheel! I was just seeing if you all are awake! And it appears that a few of you are.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I don't even wanna know.

And you never answered my on that begger thread about your toilet!

 

[ChrisnSteph]

And you never answered my on that begger thread about your toilet!

LOL - forgot about that! Ok, here's your answer. We bought two new toilets that day at Home Depot - they were in my cart. So everyone in the parking lot that day (including the guy asking to load my car for some gas money) knows what kind of throne I park my butt on every day. Breaking news at 10.

 

[mamacatnv]

I must be the only one who thinks this but here goes.......
If everyone would just SIT on the toilet seat, then the nasty stuff would go INTO the toilet instead of being sprayed all OVER the toilet seat.

I will sit on a seat if it appears clean. I don't have any open wounds on my behind and as long as I don't touch it with my hands, I think everything is good. (I try not to think about what's on the seat anyway!! )

My biggest pet peeve is those who "hover" and don't clean up the mess they made while trying not to sit on the seat. In their quest for not touching the nasty seat, they have MADE the seat NASTY!!

I also have heard that urine is sterile, so getting a little on ya is gross, but it won't hurt you. The nasty stuff is the "other stuff". And that's why I wash VERY thoroughly, don't touch door handles and carry around wipes and purell gel with me.
Flame away!!! I'm a tough cookie!!!!

I so agree. I must admit that I taught my DD to sit but not touch, she can scoot that little hinny onto any potty with her hands neatly folded in her lap!

 

[Magickndm]

April Showers I like the motto "be a squatter no more" but have we come up with a name yet? I think it is appropriate with your name that you be the ring leader.

Shouldn't that be ceramic ring leader?

 

[mickeysgal]

Did you ever stop to wonder if the saniseat protector really does give you a new piece of plastic every time???

I mean, what if it's the same piece of plastic that just keeps going around and around??????

YES, yes, yes!! I've thought this! I remember thinking this exact thing when I first saw them at Chicago's OHare airport.

 

[Shugardrawers]

And just to make it clear, my butt, naked or not, has never touched my steering wheel! I was just seeing if you all are awake! And it appears that a few of you are.

You mean you and Dh have never..."christened" your car?!?!? I thought everyone did that?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

You mean you and Dh have never..."christened" your car?!?!? I thought everyone did that?

Maybe you should start that new thread. I wonder how long that one would last on th DIS. I have a list of threads I think someone else should start. Nobody ever did start a poll about whether or not husbands would be as upset if their wives has a woman "friend" as a male friend (mine would, for the record).

 

[ChrisnSteph]

You mean you and Dh have never..."christened" your car?!?!? I thought everyone did that?

Oh, I have a good story about this!

Back when my dh and I were dating, we got home late one night and uh, didn't make it into the house before we . Yep - on the hood of his truck. His shiny black truck that was a little dusty. He goes to work the next morning, and what do all the guys at the firestation see? The imprint of my butt cheeks, on the hood of his truck. It was so obvious! Of course, my dh had to just chalk it up to what a big stud he was .

 

[Shugardrawers]

You know, I tried for a long time to come up with a smart aleck answer for that. I couldn't. I just kept

Oh and my car "christening" story isn't Dis friendly but suffice it to say you should really be sure your boyfriends dad (who is a sherrif) isn't on patrol when you decide to hop in the bed of the truck

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Oh, I have a good story about this!

Back when my dh and I were dating, we got home late one night and uh, didn't make it into the house before we . Yep - on the hood of his truck. His shiny black truck that was a little dusty. He goes to work the next morning, and what do all the guys at the firestation see? The imprint of my butt cheeks, on the hood of his truck. It was so obvious! Of course, my dh had to just chalk it up to what a big stud he was .

I can't believe you just admitted to that!!! I needed a laugh and you just gave it to me!!!

Shugardrawers, oops on your boyfriends dad!!!

 

[Michie]

Squatters, if you leave tinkle on the seat, do you at least wipe it up? That is really rude to leave your urine on the seat.

 

[mickeyboat]

Oh, I have a good story about this!

Back when my dh and I were dating, we got home late one night and uh, didn't make it into the house before we . Yep - on the hood of his truck. His shiny black truck that was a little dusty. He goes to work the next morning, and what do all the guys at the firestation see? The imprint of my butt cheeks, on the hood of his truck. It was so obvious! Of course, my dh had to just chalk it up to what a big stud he was .

That is just naughty!

We christened our first car on the way back from a wedding - that had an open bar. I insisted we leave when DH (we were engaged at the time) spilled his drink all over my shoes. He definitely should not have been driving, BTW. So on the way down the hill he stops at a pull-off and in broad day light. Other cars even passed us while we were stopped. Bad bad bad.

Denae

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Notice how I know when to keep quiet?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I am sitting here in my kitchen cracking up! How did a thread on Germaphobes in a public restroom turn into a thread about doing it in your car? C'mon, I didn't really start this one!

 

[sajetto]

That is just naughty!

We christened our first car on the way back from a wedding - that had an open bar. I insisted we leave when DH (we were engaged at the time) spilled his drink all over my shoes. He definitely should not have been driving, BTW. So on the way down the hill he stops at a pull-off and in broad day light. Other cars even passed us while we were stopped. Bad bad bad.

Denae

Holy Moly


I'm too much of a chicken to do that! I've never in any car inside or on a hood. I just can't

 

[yeartolate]

Squatters, if you leave tinkle on the seat, do you at least wipe it up? That is really rude to leave your urine on the seat.

Rude, hell it is just plain gross.


I am curious, have the Purelling the toilet seat crown ever considered Purelling their butt instead?

 

[ChrisnSteph]

I am sitting here in my kitchen cracking up! How did a thread on Germaphobes in a public restroom turn into a thread about doing it in your car? C'mon, I didn't really start this one!

Yes you did - didn't you bring up the steering wheel?? You opened that can of worms baby.

 

[pjlla]

Okay..... I just got home from a day of substitute teaching to 3rd and 4th graders. And my laughter at this thread cured my headache better than the three Advil I took! Nothing to add, but thanks for the laughs!............P