on second thought...
BEST DUMP CAKE EVER*
Simple to make - Hard to master
Ingredients:
-One perfectly baked and decorated cake for a very important occasion
-One perfectly pressed and dressed wife hosting said very important occasion
-One (or more) of the following: child's toy dump truck, underfoot cat or prank-playing husband
-*Essential*: Culinary weapon(s) of choice, multiple options, have fun and be creative
Directions:
1. Ready-to-go wife picks up ready-to-go cake with ready-to-go hands.
2. Vigorously mix wife holding cake with dump truck, cat and/or husband until perfectly baked and decorated cake becomes Best Dump Cake Ever.
3. Beat everything and everyone within reach and out-of-reach with weapon(s) of choice. Vocalization optional, but highly recommended.
4. Take 3 aspirin, go to bed and call Mickey in the morning.
*results vary