But Gee, Officer......

[ILUVDXL]

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must have been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

Are we going to be on that TV show Cops?

Oh good, it's just you. I thought it was that bounty hunter after me again.

You're not going to check the trunk are you?

I pay your salary.

So, uh, you on the take or what?

That's terrific. The other officer only gave me a warning, too.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

What do you mean, have I been drinking? Are you some kind of specialist or something?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the break pedal and the gas pedal causing me to speed out of control.

 

[Deb in IA]

I'll have to remember NOT to use those next time I, um, well, never mind . . .

Thanks, Kathy!!

 

[crazyme5kids]

My one friend used "I have to pee really bad." She got off. Another said "What? What did I do? I'm so confused!" This was her first time driving in NYC. I was with her and I thought I would wet my pants I was laughing so hard. When the cop came back to the car he said "I'm gonna have to let you off." to which she replied "But Why!!!!!!!!" Turns out he lived in the next town from her. It was so funny!

 

[missymouse3367]

LOL

 

[cotye]

LOL! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

A person I once knew actually told the officer that he was having a Big Mac attack and was racing to the nearest McDonalds! He got away with it! The officer laughed and laughed and just told him to slow down!

 

[EROS]

Thanks, Kathy ...........