Bullseye (joke)..

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Salesman is driving down a country road when he sees a
young kid in front of a barn. On the barn are 5 targets
with arrows in the bulls eye of each target. Screeching
to a stop he runs out to the kid amazed that this kid
could shoot so well.

"Son," he says, "how did you hit all those bulls eyes?"

"Well sir," the boy replied, "I take the arrow and lick my
fingers like this, then I take my fingers and straiten the
feathers like this, take aim with my hand against my
cheek, let go and where ever the arrow hits I draw a bulls
eye."
 



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