Yes, that's me. But I don't have to tell the whole world that. Because I'm a supermodel and pouty and won't show that I'm excited about all the money I make. I have to be so blase. That's a French blahzay, not a poorly spelled blaze.
And you can be one, too. I'll be the fashionista and you can be whatever the boy version of that is...fashionito? I don't know what it is, but you can be it.