BnG 2005 **NEW! NEW! Pg 10** posted 9/20

[kpk89]

Hey Vettechick, great report!

I'd like you to meet some Yanks who DON"T elbow, wiggle, and stampede their way into the tree for ITTBAB. That would be us. We're civilized. And love the carvings.

You've inspired us ... we doing our own kid-free version of BnG in Sept.! Woo hoo! And the kids are glad. Because we told them that this trip would be all about boring restaurants and walking around. They'd rather spend the weekend with their cousins. Double !!

 

[01Sweetpea]

Popcorn farts... only NEWBIES do popcorn farts... and straws only lengthen the time it takes for me to get alcohol into my mouth.

Ally... LOVE your trip reports... keep em coming!

 

[smilie]

Straws. I love straws! Don’t even THINK of bringing me a frozen cocktail without one. No straw? You’d better find me a pen I can take apart. Or a plastic pixie stick.

You can also use Twizzlers. Just bite the ends off those suckers and ya got a straw! Makes a Strawberry Daiquiri taste much better.

 

[hucifer]

Be thankful for DRY popcorn farts...my DH usually has soupy wet ones.

I still think you're one of the funniest trip report writers ever. Now stop making us wait weeks at a time for the next installment!

 

[PrincessNED]

Be thankful for DRY popcorn farts...my DH usually has soupy wet ones.

I still think you're one of the funniest trip report writers ever. Now stop making us wait weeks at a time for the next installment!

hate it when you shart

 

[hucifer]

hate it when you shart

Well, not exactly a "shart" since his are all air. No messes are left behind, if you don't count the nasty stench that permeates the air.

 

[MyTalula]

a popcorn fart, think I could use a tasty acohol infused concoction via straw for my condition. Only 2hrs and 15 minutes till cocktail hour. I should have a ticker for THAT!

Here on the coast of Maine we call the newbie condition you describe as gulling.

 

[TigerCheer2009]

Holy-Newbies-straws, Vettechick! I heart your trip reports!

 

[tlinus]

Heck and holy dry popcorn farts.......newbies and oh, yeah ~ I bring my own straws!!
the report! waiting for more
and
*disney* for good measure

 

[spokanemom]

cheesy popcorn farts!! I love this stuff!

 

[vettechick99]

Y'all are so funny with your silly responses. And shart? I can say I've never heard that before! But now I feel like I should go take a bath. ew!

You've inspired us ... we doing our own kid-free version of BnG in Sept.! Woo hoo! And the kids are glad. Because we told them that this trip would be all about boring restaurants and walking around. They'd rather spend the weekend with their cousins. Double !!

I love being an inspiration, especially when it encourages someone to strap on the boozebag and leave the rugrats at home.

I still think you're one of the funniest trip report writers ever. Now stop making us wait weeks at a time for the next installment!

ruh ro! I got the un-smilie. But thanks for the compliment, especially coming from you!

How about Spidey, huh? He's fun. Reminds me of Master Gracie and his nephews!

Yes, I'm rambling. Off to write my report!

 

[Pat]

My kids have been raving about your trip reports for a while now. Once I finally got the time to sit down and read them, I find they are right. I love them. I love your sense of humor. Some people are born to write and I think you are one of them. Keep up the good work.

 

[PrincessNED]

Needs a bump

 

[Disneygrl36]

Only newbies ask for straws at the Animal Kingdom.....but even vets have popcorn farts although they blame it on the newbies.
Glad I found the continuation.

 

[Master Gracie]

Ok, let's see here...

The straw that broke the camal's back was when the newbie said his disturbance of the church service was actually a holy popcorn fart.

Ok. Now that that's over...

You're doing a great job Al. You never fail to keep us entertained....and drunk by proxy.

 

[bozley0621]

Been waiting for weeks for a new trip report.

On another note, would you like another basset? Bozley is on my bad side today.

 

[NeverlandClub23]

bump

 

[paslea_pooh]

April 14th was your last installment. What have you been up to? It's not pole dancing classes, cuz you've gone and cancelled them twice already.


Oh, yeah, I forgot, you're a teacher.....molding the minds of tomorrow...blah,blah,blah.......Get up off of that thing and write us another trippie post.

We're another couple you've encouraged to strap on the boozebag and leave the rugrats at home !!!

Me and DH are actually doing the Adventures Club this year, thanks to your report. We'll look for the girl from Poland. Or, was she from Portland?

I'll be sure to speak loud and slow to her.

 

[Crazy Kanga]

Dang girl, at the rate you're goin' it's gonna be time for your annual "Booze and Grub Festival" trip again before you finish this report! Get on with it already!!!!!!

 

[vettechick99]

Dang girl, at the rate you're goin' it's gonna be time for your annual "Booze and Grub Festival" trip again before you finish this report! Get on with it already!!!!!!

Au contraire...if only we were going back this year. Looks like next year, more than likely. So does that give me an additional 12 months?

I'm halfway done with it. Will be posting soon!

PP, have fun at the AC! I hope you run into Larry David!