Blonde joke

[wvjules]

Sam walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to
this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of
a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Sam and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Sam says, "You know, I BET he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

He placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Sam, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Sam replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and I knew he was going to jump."

The blonde replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

He took the money.

 

[JimB.]

A blond calls the fire department.

The firefighter picks up & the blond shouts "My house is on fire!! Send the fire department!!"

The firefighter says "Where is the fire???"

The Blond says "It's at my HOUSE!!!"

The firefighter replies "How do we get there???!!!"

The Blond replies "Well duh, in the big red trucks!!!"

 

[kdibattista]

 

[mommaU4]

Wait...I'm blond! Why am I laughing?! Well, they were funny....

 

[Galahad]

Blondstar - Because you're always Blond..

http://www.zippyvideos.com/2873312111457126/blondestar/

 

[AdventurerKat]

O.K. here's one:

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said,"We were the first on the moon!" The blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian, to which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

 

[marybet]

Blondstar - Because you're always Blond..

http://www.zippyvideos.com/2873312111457126/blondestar/

 

[horseshowmom]

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of the swimming pool...

 

[MidNite]

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of the swimming pool...

Or a mirror.

 

[Shellie722]

How many blonds does it take to change a flat tire?

None, we don't have to.

 

[Amapola]

How many blonds does it take to change a flat tire?

None, we don't have to.

Touché!

 

[Lil_Tink]

Wait...I'm blond! Why am I laughing?! Well, they were funny....

Me to

 

[Jabber_Jaws]

Ok I have a few.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.



Why don't blonds make kool-aid?

They can figure out how to put 1 gallon of water in those little packages.


What did the blond say when she checked to see if her car blinker was working?

Yes it is.
No its not.
Yes it is.
No its not.
Yes it is...........


What do you call a smart blond?

A golden retriever.

Ok ok last one.

2 blonds were lost in the woods when they came upon some tracks. The first blond said those look like deer tracks. The second blond says No! They look like moose tracks. They were still fighting when the train ran over them.


Cheers:

 

[tmt martins]

How do you get a BLOND out of a tree




You wave to her

 

[disneyfreakjackie]

How many blonds does it take to change a flat tire?

None, we don't have to.

WOW!!! Check out your huge TAG!!! I've never seen one that big!! BTW ... good joke!!

 

[Shellie722]

Yeah, not sure how I got such a large tag either. I like it though. Maybe someday I'll get another tag, I had mine forever.

 

[Stitchfans]

Those jokes are so funny. The video was a blast. Thanks for sharing. Coming from a brunette. he he

 

[Shugardrawers]

Blondstar - Because you're always Blond..

http://www.zippyvideos.com/2873312111457126/blondestar/

Dh must dye his hair because he actually thought that was real

 

[brittsmum1998]

A gorgeous red head walks into dr's office. "Dr. I hurt everywhere!" She points to her foot OW....she points to her elbow OW....she points to her head OW . Dr. says did you used to be a blond? She says yes..he says I thought so, you have a broken finger!!

 

[figment52]

why do blonds wear pony tails ....

to hide the valve stem.