Blonde Joke

[tkldisney]

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE!!!



THERE IS A BLONDE , A BRUNETTE , AND A REDHEAD. THEY ARE VERY HUNGERY , AND YERY TIRED TOO! SO THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BRAKE. NO THEY ARE HUNGERY SO THE REDHEAD GOES INTO THE NEARBY WOODS TO FIND SOME FOOD. MEANWHILE THE OTHERS ARE WONDERING WHERE REDHEAD IS , AS SOON AS ANY THING IS SAID HERE COMES REDHEAD. A DEER , A DEER , A DEER!WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BABY? ME FOLLOW TRAX , ME FOLLOW TRAX , ME GET DEER , ME GET DEER! SO BRUNETTE GOES IN , AND COMES OUT WITH A BEAR (ROAR) WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BABY? ME FOLLOW TRAX , ME FOLLOW TRAX , ME GET BEAR , ME GET BEAR! SO BLONDIE GOES IN , ITA TAKIN HER FOREVER , 1 HOUR , 2 HOURS , 3 HOURS GO BY AND FINALLY HERE SHE COMES WOAH! SHES BRUISED AND SCRATCHED DOWN TO HER BONES! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? ME FOLLOW TRAX , ME FOLLOW TRAX , ME GET HIT BY TRAIN , ME GET HIT BY TRAIN!!!

 

[krispykremewissa]

hmm I didnt find that funny...but maybe thats just me.

 

[Princess Aurora45]

LOL!!! That is funny, but I am easily amuzed

 

[shania1627]

lol

 

[Karate_cutie421]

That was pretty funny. I've got one too.
Theres a blondie (her name is vicky) sitting at her kitchen table doing a puzzle, but she can't put any of them together, so she calls her boyfriend, she says "honey I really need your help, I'm doing this puzzle but I can't put any of the peices together, could you please come over here and help me?" so he says "whats the puzzle of?" she says "its got a picture of a tiger on it" he says "ok, I'll be over soon" so when he gets there he looks at her, then at the puzzle then at again, and says "put the box of frosted flakes away vicky"

 

[MiSs RiS]

lol!

 

[Princess Ash]

LOL, took me a while to get the one about vicky, and NO i am not BLONDE! hahaha

 

[r&r_teen]

i'm a blonde and i dun get it