Chicago526
<font color=red>Any dream will do...<br><font colo
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BF called me at work. He works overnight as a pressman (he prints the newspaper).
"Honey, I have good news and bad news"
"Okay?" I say.
"The good news is, I don't have to work tonight. The bad news is that the reason I don't have to work is because I've got 5 stitches in my hand!"

We didn't have time to talk, so I don't know how it happend, but he says he's okay, but in a lot of pain. They won't give him anything more thant extra-strength asprin because he's diabetic (what that has to do with pain pills I have no idea).
So just a pinch of pixie dust, that his hand stops hurting!
"Honey, I have good news and bad news"
"Okay?" I say.
"The good news is, I don't have to work tonight. The bad news is that the reason I don't have to work is because I've got 5 stitches in my hand!"

We didn't have time to talk, so I don't know how it happend, but he says he's okay, but in a lot of pain. They won't give him anything more thant extra-strength asprin because he's diabetic (what that has to do with pain pills I have no idea).
So just a pinch of pixie dust, that his hand stops hurting!