Thanks guys,
I feel the need to post a warning to all my journal buddies.
Do you ever have that little voice in your head that tells you to stay in bed all day? Listen to that voice the following is a true tale warning one of what happens when said voice is ignored.
I get off the boards and head to the gym. I am 3/4 of the way through my routine (doing squats to make matters worse) when cute guy walks up. You know the one, tall, dark hair, green eyes, great body but not muscles to extreme, just really cut. Did I mention he has a dimple? Not that I have noticed.

So cute guy comes up to me. Mind you I am sweaty and nasty. Cute guys says, "Maam" (ugh, I hate Ma'am, but I digress.) "Maam, I just thought you should know that I think you got your period."

Ok, I then feel the need to throw up, but stifle response. I then make it to the locker room breaking all speed records. Mind you TOM is a sneak attack. I finished 8 days ago. Get in shower, come out to find that alas, I have nothing with me, so I had to ask size 2 Barbie with perky ****s, if she had anything.

Leave gym asap and go to meijer. Drop glass bottle of pasta sauce and breaks all over floor. Clean up in Aisle 13. Get to checkout, unload cart, and discover that wallet was left at home. Reload cart, take it to customer service, go get wallet from house, return to store, wait 2 minutes in line again to pay for rapidly melting groceries. Leave store to find a monsoon. Did I mention I am wearing a white tshirt? Come home, phone is ringing. It is my father feeling he needs to explain. Apparently he really enjoys the viagra he is on, and DM only wants sex once a week. Help! Find out that my father is now sleeping with my HS boyfriend's mother.

because my 68year old mother will only put out once a week.
It is only 1pm. What next?
So dear friends, listen to your inner voices, as long as they are not violent.
PSA complete, I hope.
Beth