Best/Worst Pick Up Lines

[Wagamama]

Here's some of the best and worst pick up lines i've ever heard/seen.

Lets put the FU in fun.
Your parents are gonna love me.
I'm a lover not a fighter.
Lets get ready to rumble!

these are just a few...i'm sure you guys have good ones!!

 

[Olaf]

When DH was in pilot training, there was a guy in his class who was a total dweb. He wasn't bad looking, but what an idiot! We were at the O'Club Bar one night and he walked up to this girl and said "Hey sweetheart, I fly jets. Wanna take off with me?" I almost spewed my drink across the table! So embarrassing!

 

[Kermit]

I was once at a drive through that used the 2 windows where you pay at one and then get your food at the other. The guy at the second window said, "Hey, the guy at window 1 thinks you're cute. Will you give me your phone number?"

 

[preshi]

"Wanna play Legos' and see if we fit"

A more recent one... "Are you guys twins?" to my blond haired blue eyed best friend.... moron.

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Here's a good safe one I heard.

"Hi, do you wanna dance?"

If they say yes you're good to go, but if they don't & roll their eyes & act all snotty, you can say, "I think you misunderstood me, I said, 'Hi, you look fat in those pants'."

 

[preshi]

Originally posted by Jeff in BigD
Here's a good safe one I heard.

"Hi, do you wanna dance?"

If they say yes you're good to go, but if they don't & roll their eyes & act all snotty, you can say, "I think you misunderstood me, I said, 'Hi, you look fat in those pants'."

Which in turn will have your pants wet from the drink being "spilled" on you

 

[Wagamama]

Originally posted by preshi
Which in turn will have your pants wet from the drink being "spilled" on you

lol, i'd just dump the drink on the guys head....glass and all!

 

[preshi]

Ok dump it on his head if he's wearing wool or another similar fabric where wetness will wipe off... Khakis or anything else absorbant... I am going to aim... Hopefully it will humiliate him enough,making him look like he wet his pants, that he'd remember that next time he was about to call a girl fat.

 

[PhotobearSam]

I got the "Are you from North Bay??? I said "No, I'm from New Brunswick" (500 miles away) and then he said---"Same initials, so I guess that means we are soul mates..."

I said NO!

I also got the famous..."Do you know what would look good on my shoulders? Your legs..." and the almost identical..."look good on my shoulders...Your ankels"YUCK!!!

How about what is your sign...??? I always answered closed due to Moron invasion.



Yuck on this one too...

 

[swanmom]

A particularly obnoxious (read that as well on his way to inebriated) guy kept trying to interrupt a conversation I was having with a girlfriend. We tried everything to politely discouraged him. Finally, he yelled (loudly enough for the entire bar to hear) "What's a matter with you? I don't bite !" To which my friend replied almost as loudly, "That's great. Are you paper trained, yet?" Everyone in the bar laughed out loud and applauded!

 

[shep]

lol Jeff...
How about:
Guy--What's your sign
Girl--Do not enter

 

[Serena]

I actually had one guy come up to me, sit in the chair at my table and tell me "I've got your _______" As he was grabbing himself.

The really bad part is that I didn't think I heard him right and asked him again. That's when I threw my drink into his face.

I didn't want to start a bar fight so I didn't tell my husband. He had just got us a couple drinks.

 

[EROS]

He: So, wanna go back to my place?

She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

 

[preshi]

Here's one that worked for me... LOL

I walked over... and asked if I could just run my fingers through his hair... it was so thick and touchable... LMAO... and it worked

 

[Serena]

This one worked for me, "Dance with me", and he did.

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Originally posted by preshi
Which in turn will have your pants wet from the drink being "spilled" on you

Ah, but you see clothes dry...knocking someone down a few pegs from such a lofty perch as to think it warrants them looking down on people? That makes the bigger impact IMO.

Besides the comeback isn't used on someone that politely declines, but someone that would say something like "yeah right! " Those types rarely have drinks anyway, because they're usually expecting some stranger to buy one for them

 

[preshi]

Besides the comeback isn't used on someone that politely declines, but someone that would say something like "yeah right! " Those types rarely have drinks anyway, because they're usually expecting some stranger to buy one for them

Ok I'll give you that!

 

[catsrule]

'Do you come here often?' 'I like the way you dance.'

 

[denisem]

"The little voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you".

 

[Bob NC]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.