Best Trip Report Ever Written - Kevin Stringer's Acceptance Speech Is Up !!!!!!!

Which trip report is the Best Trip Report Ever Written?

  • joedisney and his adventures with the octopus

  • Bob NC and his eight part masterpiece for three days

  • Kevin Stringer and his high seas exploits

  • Tombstone and his Mother-in-Law cliffhanger


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Ok, I have finished tabulating the nominations. So now it’s time to vote on the Best Trip Report Ever Written!


Drum roll, please….

And the nominees for Best Trip Report Ever Written are –

joedisney
Repost of Episode 1
Episode 2: Attack of the birds
Episode 3: Learning to laugh
Episode 4: I've looked around, no one looks like him
Episode 5: Whose sock is this?
Episode 6: Some tails, some ice and lots of magic
Episode 7: The doors open, but nobody moves
Episode 8: The Octopus meets Shamu
Episode 9: Did someone order room service?
Episode 10: Magic

Bob NC
Our trip, Background..."What will we do with these vouchers?????
Part 1: Our trip, Background..."What will we do with these vouchers?????
Part 2: Our Trip. "Boy, that guy was smooth"
Part 3: Our Trip. 90% Chance of Rain
Part 4: Our Trip. "Oh, is that how a buffet works"?
Part 5: Our Trip. "Are you from Norway"?
Part 6: Our Trip. "More butter, PUHLEEEEEZE"
Part 7: Our Trip. "Oh, you serve Coke here"?
Part 8. Our Trip: We're outta here

Kevin Stringer
A Very British Pre-Trip Report (Cruise Edition)
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 1
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 2
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 3
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 4
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 5
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 6
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 7
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 8
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 9
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 10
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 11
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 12
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 13
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 14
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 15
A Very British Trip Report (Cruise Edition) Day 16 & Summary

Tombstone
The Trip - Part 1 (Pre Trip)
The Trip - Part 2 (The day that wouldn't end)
The Trip - Part 3 (Wasted away again in Margaritaville)
The Trip - Part 4 (The day of Nightmares)
The Trip - Part 5 (The tradition continues)
The Trip - Part 6 (How dare you touch my hat)
The Trip - Part 7 (Did I miss something?)
The Trip - Part 8 (The Announcement)
The Trip - Part 9 (Could I interest you in any chicken?)
The Trip - Part 10 (I found it!)
The Trip - Part 11 (You got some mighty fast fingers there son)
The Trip - Part 12 (The gig is up)


The following Trip Reports receive Runner-Up status because they are incomplete –

Aerobics
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 5 (Part 2): They Do Realize It's a WATER Park, Right?
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 5 (Part 3): "Mommy, Mary's Touching My Pee-Pee!"
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 5 (Part 4): Would You Like Some McNuggets With Your Fries?
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 6 (Part 1): The Contemporary Water Launch Dream Sequence
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 6 (Part 2): "Hey, It's The Viking Of The Day!"
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 6 (Part 3): Finally, A Magical WDW Bus Driver!
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 6 (Part 4): How Many Chairs Is He Going To Use?!?
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 7 (Part 1): Um, We Don't DO Shipping
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 7 (Part 2): I Can't Believe I Forgot The Mister Fan!
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 7 (Part 3): I Can't Move My Hips Any Faster!
The NASTEE Trip Report--Day 8: So Long, Farewell...

The Legend
The Legend returns: The Pre-Trip or 'Episode 1 - Attack of the Phones'
The Legend returns: Day 1 - Welcome to the Wilderness Lodge!
The Legend returns: Day 2 - Finding our feet and the Magic Kingdom!
The Legend returns: Day 3 - American Idle or Too much time on our hands!
The Legend returns: Day 4 - Paying the Price!
The Legend returns: Day 5 - Welcome to the Animal Kingdom Lodge!
The Legend returns: Day 6 - Phew! Phun at PhutureWorld and Phantasmic!

Zurg
Zurg's Halloween Act I: On the Road Again.
Zurg's Halloween Act II: On the Road Yet Again.
Zurg's Halloween Act III: Boardwalk!
Zurg's Halloween Act IV: MNSSHP - The Quest for Candy!
Zurg's Halloween Act V: Beers with SSB and other Adventures
Zurg's Halloween VI - Oliver Twist
Zurg's Halloween VII - A Box of Money?
Zurg's Halloween Act VIII: Almost Perfect
Zurg's Halloween Act IX: It Rains a Lot in the UK


And finally, Honorable Mentions go to the following Trip Reports -

Dave in the Frozen North- Trip reports are no longer on the boards
MNGoofy- Trip reports are no longer on the boards
LT Hambone- Hey, it just wouldn’t be fair! And besides, I’ll get creamed by the competition!


So without further ado – let the voting begin!
 
Well, it was a really tough decision. Afte much debate I gotta go with joedisney........he made me laugh.....and cry....the sign of a truely great story!!!


Thanks
 
Thanks for putting this all together. Some of these I have yet to read, looks like it's gonna be a late night. I'll cast my vote when I'm done reading. ;)
 
Looking close!!

It was really hard to choose between them!
 

They're all great... but I have to go with Tombstone! What a riot. That has to be one of the all time best trip reports that I have ever read.... :teeth:
 
I voted for Joe...and while his were great I just read Kevin.....WOW....I might have to switch (If I could.)
 
Utterly amazing!

When I first posted my Unfinished Trip Reports Poll, a few people commented about Bob NC and wishing he would finish his latest trip report.

When I posted my Nominations For Best Trip Report post, I was flooded with votes for Bob NC.

And now, guess who’s in the lead?

Not Bob NC!

Unbelievable!

I really thought Bob NC would just demolish the competition, but after just one week of voting, Kevin Stringer has a commanding lead with 44% of the votes!

Hey Kevin! Can’t wait to read your acceptance speech!

Amazing……
 
Well, after two weeks of voting, I think we have a clear winner –


Kevin Stringer !!!!!


I find this utterly amazing, and a complete upset! As I said before, after hearing so much praise for Bob NC, I really thought he would run away with the voting. But in the end of the readers spoke, and with over 43% of the votes, Kevin Stringer gets the title Best Trip Report Ever Written!


Congratulations!


And now, could we please have an acceptance speech Mr. Stringer? As soon as you get done sipping your victory beer, of course.
 
*steps up to the microphone*

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Is this bl***y thing on? Whoops! Seems like it is!

Ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to welcome you all on this, the occassion of my daughters wedding........... hang on, that's the wrong speech.... (paper flies in all directions from various apertures) .... aah! there it is.....

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased beyond measure to accept this ....... thing ....... that you have chosen to bestow upon me. (sniff).
I would like to thank a few people who have been a great influence on me. Firstly, there is my old English teacher, Mr Hardcastle who once said to me 'You're in deep water now boy'. Admittedly it was just after I'd been caught attempting to peer through the window of the girls shower room, but I feel he knew that there was a writer in me just itching to get out. (or a pervert). (sob!)

Next, my loving family (blubber) who have given me so much support and my bank balance such a hammering over the difficult years of attempting to establish myself as the next Agatha Christie. I've always admired his work so much. (copious crying)

And finally to you, my loving (snivel) friends and readers (weep) without whom I would have nothing. (breaks down in a flood of tears)

I would just like to add that I will NEVER ask Gwyneth Paltrow for advice on how to write an acceptance speech again!

If I may be serious for a moment, thank you Mr Hambone (may I call you LT?) for organising this poll.
The best thing to come out of this for me is that I read every one of the reports from the other people nominated and enjoyed them all enormously.

One thing struck me - the reports covered just about every age group.

Joe's reports on the joys (and woes) of bringing a young child to WDW were a particular reminder of having done exactly that in the past.

Bob NC's 'adults only' report was so much fun I read it all in one sitting.

Finally Tombstone's report with his Mother-In-Law shows that Disney really is timeless.

Wonderful reports from Disney fans enjoying their WDW vacations and taking the time to entertain us with their reports.
Thank you all very much.

I certainly don't consider my efforts to be any better or more worthy than these fine works, but probably just had the edge in the voting due to an unfair advantage of having many fantastic friends on the UK Dis boards who probably voted for me out of pity as they know how much I sulk when I don't get what I want!

Cheers

Kev
 
It was hard, it was difficult but I have voted for Bob NC.
 
Congratulations to Kevin.........somehow I imagine your household being very lively.........and with lots of beer...... ;)...........and congratulations to all the runners up! I enjoyed every one of the reports immensely! I suddenly have a hankering for taking some writing classes.......hmmmmm.........how much would that cost???...........probably $100 ;)
 
Congratulations Kev! Hope I can top you some time, but that means I'll actually have to go to WDW! (Fingers crossed).
 
CKW:Congratulations to Kevin.........somehow I imagine your household
being very lively.........and with lots of beer...... ...........and
congratulations to all the runners up! I enjoyed every one of the
reports immensely! I suddenly have a hankering for taking some
writing classes.......hmmmmm.........how much would that
cost???...........probably $100

I am in hysterics reading that post! (and its relation to the real 100 dollar posts) We were just at the Dairy Queen last night and upon me asking how much the "speaker" said it was.. my DH said without a beat.."a hundred dollars". I have made him listen to all the trip reports as I read them to him. The reports were all fantastic! Thank you for sharing them with us and allowing us to laugh with you. Congrats Kevin for first place, and congrats to everyone else for the great entertainment!

Debbie
 
Bumping this up so I can read all of these trip reports while waiting for Delswife to continue her saga::yes::

Is the poll closed? Or can I vote after I read them all?
 
Just thought some of you may enjoy reading some old but good reports.
 


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