Best joke ever

[Adrianna]

Well I don't actually have it , I'm looking for it. Some times this place seems like a bummer and everyone needs a good laugh, I think. Tell me the best/funniest joke you know and make it good

 

[Minniespal]

Sorry I can't help you there. I can never remember jokes but I do have a limerick for you instead.

There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He awoke in the night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true.