Beginning before the begin...day 2 completed. Happy Monday (an oxymoron, right?) !!!

'Kay, so...we're back and exhausted!!! Has anyone else noticed that once you've been at Disney for a few days, your calves are a MESS???? Ouch. Of course, given the stupendous eating I did the last few days, I got up early this morning (despite better judgement) and exercised. Again, ouch.

So, we had checked into our flight online and had our boarding passes and everything. And we even got to the airport 1 1/2 hours before our 8 am flight left. But if anyone here was in the A terminal at Logan on Friday morning, you know that there was a security "issue." As in, half the machines were down. It was pretty much like being at the World on July 4. Utter chaos and a line winding around to Mongolia. We went to the end of the line. Apparently, we were some of the only people who felt as if we should wait our turn...and it was VERY angering!! seriously, we watched about 50 people "blend" into the line ahead of us when we'd already been waiting 15 or 20 minutes.

Maybe this will sound mean...and maybe I should relax a bit more. But you know what? Linecutters REALLY peeve me off!! Frigging wait your turn! The guy and wife that cut close enough to us for me to comment to were additionally angering because he cut in (he was your standard New England, "I'm more important than you, and I'm entitled." If you live up here, you are totally familiar with this.) with his exhausted-looking wife, then he had the nerve to look around and make a bunch of nasty comments about how slow the line was moving (and how "long" it was). I smiled sweetly and said, "Wow. You really would have been upset if you had waited in the whole line, then." He ignored me. His wife looked embarrassed. My husband looked embarrased. I smiled sweetly. I felt better. I felt good enough to begin the camo game, and I racked up about 5 points in line.

I know, a little rhymes-w/-witchy on my part, but I am originally from North Florida (which IS the South). I do not deal well with rudeness and impatience - I cannot get used to it, and I don't understand how people learn to accept this as a way of life!!!

An assignment for all of you - everyone be nice to one person you don't know today. Let someone into traffic. Say good morning to a total stranger. See what happens!! It is addictive - sometimes it is not appreciated, but there are so many people out there whose day you will make better just by doing something small and simple. If nothing else, it is pretty fun to see people look at you like you are a total whacko. You can watch them inch away, while you are still all, "Hi, there!!! How are you this morning??? That's a lovely shirt you're wearing!"

OK, back to the point. The trip down was uneventful, actually somewhat entertaining, as the couple in front of us drank several margaritas (the flight left at 8 a.m.) all the way down. They also bought a margarita for their seatmate (see above paragraph). They were very fun - they were going on vacation for the whole week, lucky ducks. Oh, and we also had a bunch of motorcycle week guys and gals on our plane,which amped up the fun and a.m. alcohol intake even more - I've always wondered, when you wear leather chaps on a leather airplane seat, how does that work? Is it sticky? If I had had a margarita with the couple in front of us, I'd have an answer for all of you. But I held off. I know someone here knows the answer to this query, though, and I expect you to post a reply!

We landed. I turned on my cell phone. There were 3 messages from HMLPS (high-maintenance lawyer princess sister), who had been at the hotel for over an hour, excited to get to the parks. She was afraid the Boardwalk employees were going to call the cops on her if we didn't show up soon.

So, we practically ran through the gate to the tram, and when we got to the terminal, I'll admit it - we waltzed right past the ME line (we ARE important and entitled, after all, plus, we didn't want to spend the day bailing out my sister) and took a (gasp) CAB to the Boardwalk. We had booked ME, but we were impatient. And financially irresponsible...this becomes a theme, by the way.

DS2, the last-minute sister, was not coming in until late that afternoon, so we were ready to get started riding some stuff, drinking some beer, eating copious amounts of rice krispy goodness, and abusing our calves.

We checked in - our villa was actually ready at 11:45 am, which has never happened to me before - we had a balcony overlooking the pool and Leaping Horse Libations, which I think might have been an upgrade (we didn't book any particular view). This turned out to be very entertaining, because by day 2, we noticed that the same 4 guys were at that bar every time we looked down there. We started taking bets on what time they'd show up and leave, only it wasn't too difficult to come up with "bar opening to dusk" after day one. This isn't a negative commentary. I was actually sort of interested that these guys had managed to (1) drink for that many hours a day every day with no falling over, apparent hangover, or other negative backlash (2) escape whatever family/work obligations had brought them to the World in the first place and be free to sit at the bar all day every day. Impressive!

My sister and husband went over to the concierge desk to get our passes - and my sister promptly got hit on (subtly, but definitely) by one of the CMs there. After determining that the CM was wearing an uncool CM outfit (as opposed to the more cool CM outfits worn by the guys working, for example, BTMRR) and was therefore not suitable to become the next "poor slob", my sister said goodbye, and we went to stash our stuff while the CM stared longingly in my HMLPS's wake...looking stunned... The poor CM called our room later to see if we were "happy with everything"...you know, I don't know why just once, my sister can't think of her family members and date someone who could provide us with discount information and park passes....bad, inconsiderate sister....

OK, gotta do some work, but I'll try to get back to this in a bit...
 
too funny! Glad you made it home ok!! What did you think of ESPN weekend? It was our first time and we'll definitely be back...at least now I know what to expect and how to plan!
 
Oh, lillygator, I hate to say this to you since I know that was one of the points of your trip...but AVOIDANCE!!! We went to MGM on Sat morning at EMH opening long enough to ride ToT and RnRC about 3 times each, then we departed. We never went back. I love college football, but I had some rides to visit!

That said, I can make 2 comments -
1) There were a lot of girls entering MGM who were obviously looking to snag themselves a sports celebrity. If we hadn't been so caught up in the camo competition, we could have had a rousing game of "Fashion Faux-Pas"!! Why wear comfortable shoes to the theme park when you can wear stiletto Manolos??? It's a no-brainer.
2) Seemed like there were a few sporty people staying at Boardwalk. We kept seeing these guys who were obviously in tip-top shape, plus a few 7 foot tall guys. I didn't see any of the ex-Gators I could've recognized though.

Sounds like you had an amazing time - so glad!!!!
 
Come on, 2vets, enough work~Git R Done!! I'm hoping for some exciting sister shouting matches. It'd make me feel better, LOL! I get to spend 4 days with my sister this weekend while we "take care" of our mother who will be recovering from surgery. Top that!!
 

Just had to let you know that I played the CAMO game this past weekend.

Mine has a story to it. Maybe you can help me score the sighting. Sat night I was watching a late hocky game (1am) and heard a big crash outside. I went out and saw 2 guys (both in grey camo dressed head to toe including work boots and hats) had taken down the guardrail across the street and their car was stuck near the pond. I called the police to help and then being the nosy person that I was, I stood and watched the whole thing from the kitchen window. I watched them do the sobriety test and such. While the police were in their car doing something, I saw the bigger guy turn around and stand behing the other guy and peed right there. I couldn't believe it. The cop didn't see him. He finished what he was doing, zipped up and turned around like nothing happened.

Sorry to hijack your thread, but I had to tell you what I saw.
 
I would just like to say, there is a tv show on the WB almost identical to your situation. Except you need one more sister.

Thanks for sharing your report with us.


OhMari
aka Marisa
 
Great report.
I can't wait to hear more.

I guess maybe I should get back to mine.
 
I totally get that New Englander comment! We travel through Boston when we go to WDW and I have to say that the security people we encountered were the most obnoxious power trippers I have ever seen. Maybe we just get lucky when we fly! ;) Bangor and Orlando were nice, normal and polite!
Canada has a rule about NOT signing underage children's passports. We tried to explain (I know silly us :rolleyes: ) this rule to personnel at Logan. Ha!

Ok bad memories coming back...

Looking forward to hearing more about your trip. Can't wait to find out who squares off with who. :stir:
 
roberrl187 said:
Just had to let you know that I played the CAMO game this past weekend.

Mine has a story to it. Maybe you can help me score the sighting. Sat night I was watching a late hocky game (1am) and heard a big crash outside. I went out and saw 2 guys (both in grey camo dressed head to toe including work boots and hats) had taken down the guardrail across the street and their car was stuck near the pond. I called the police to help and then being the nosy person that I was, I stood and watched the whole thing from the kitchen window. I watched them do the sobriety test and such. While the police were in their car doing something, I saw the bigger guy turn around and stand behing the other guy and peed right there. I couldn't believe it. The cop didn't see him. He finished what he was doing, zipped up and turned around like nothing happened.

Sorry to hijack your thread, but I had to tell you what I saw.

OK, so let's tally this up...

Grey camo counts as "fashion" camo, 2 points per clothing item.

(shirt (2) + pants (2)) x 2 drunk guys = 8

Now, normally I wouldn't give you points for accessories, but grey camo boots? That is special. 1 each drunk guy, so 10.

The peeing behind the cop without getting caught is the really valuable part of your find. I think that alone is worth five points.

GRAND TOTAL = 15 points. Not bad for a Sunday morning!!! And I hope the driver got arrested - if he did, you get another 5 points...

Thanks for the compliments...I promise to get back to it tomorrow, but I am starting to feel a little sick - prickly throat and watery eyes and nose...I'm going to eat some zinc losenges and go home and crash immediately in the hope that I can get rid of this before it gets worse.

Have a great day, guys!
 
Can you please give me a camo game ruling? Does the sticks-and-twigs pattern that hunters wear count? If so, how would you score a camo-paneled truck? Imagine a big-ol' extended cab pickup...now imagine an old "woody" station wagon...now replace the faux wood with a camo pattern and stick it on the truck. My co-worker's husband has such a vehicle. What is the point value on that puppy?

BTW I beat DH 7 to 2 in in the camo game this weekend!

I'm enjoying your report - can't wait to start posing mine in 2.5 weeks!
 
enjoying your report - and it looks like you've started something with the camo game! :rotfl:
 
2vets said:
I don't know why just once, my sister can't think of her family members and date someone who could provide us with discount information and park passes....bad, inconsiderate sister....

Priceless!! :lmao:
 
Sorry - went home sick Monday and slept all day yesterday...I'm back today and ready to avoid work!!!

So, we departed our lovely villa…and (in my quest to get to AK and get my butt onto EE asap), all cell phones were left in the lovely villa. Since DS2 was arriving later in the day and is inherently crabby, this was not such a good thing. Whoops.

An AK bus was immediately forthcoming (we had exceptionally fast bus service all weekend!!), and we arrived…to find that EE was not running that day. Insert expletive. However, there was plenty of time to grab some French fries, a large beer (for DH and I only, since we have a collective “drinking problem”), and ride Dinosaur and Primeval Hurl… My sister ate a Krispy treat. She has a Krispy Treat problem.

So, let's discuss this Krispy treat thing. My younger sister, HMLPS, cannot cook. OK, make that will not cook. Now I have no problem with this (though I love to cook – and I find that it makes life less expensive and gives you a lot more options when you want to have all your buddies over for a meal!! She has buddies over all the time, I'm not sure where she gets her food from...the takeout counter??). One year for Xmas, I bought her a fabulous cookbook and huge, obscenely expensive All-Clad pan, as my sis INSISTED she wanted to learn to cook…sadly, the former remains uncreased, and the latter remains unsullied by any edible material – I have had dreams about how to get that pan back into my clutches…but I have as yet been unsuccessful. Regardless of the no-cooking thing, I do not get the Disney Krispy treat obsession. Let’s discuss this logically. This is margarine or butter, marshmallows, and puffed rice cereal. That’s it. Melt 1 and 2 together, add 3, and squish it into a pan and let it cool. See? No actual recipe or cooking skills required, and 2-3 huge pans of this stuff could probably be made for under $5. So why does HMLPS see the $3 treats as Disney as a stranded man in the desert would see water??????? Personally, I don’t get it. But she is my sister, so I deal with it (is this statement starting to sound familiar to you all??? If not, it will soon.). Unfortunately, this means that every time you head to the World with HMLPS, you wind up on an ill-disguised quest to find the “freshest” (e.g., not prewrapped, made the day before, or made at another park and shipped over) treats. Frankly, I think if you want the freshest treats, you go home and MAKE THEM. But whatever. Until my sister finds a poor slob well-versed in the making of the treats, that ain’t gonna happen. And frankly, as long as she’s willing to put up with MY drinking problem quest to empty the Stella Artois keg at the UK pub, it evens out.

OK, so we headed to the MK. Lines were minimal for early March – in 2 hours and using FastPass only once (for BTMRR), we rode SM, Buzz, BTMRR, and Splash Mountain, complete with searches for Krispy Treats, several $2.00 phone calls to DS2’s cell phone (by the 3rd one, we got ahold of her and agreed to meet back to the villa at 6), and leisurely walks whilst racking up camo points (DH was leading early, but HMLPS and I were in a close second – I got a lead by finding an exceptional accessory later in the afternoon- sparkly pink camo shoes, which were being worn by twin little girls – I got 5 points per pair).

We went back to the villa once we ascertained that POC was, indeed, being refurbished…and woke up DS2. She was not amused. DH and I left HMLPS to deal with that train wreck, and we went down to Leaping Horse Libations to join the four guys who were superglued there. They were VERY drunk. They were also a little on the sexist side (and making no effort to hide the fact that they were looking at my rather unimpressive chest…they quickly switched to the chest of a 16-year-old girl who walked by, replaced by the chest of the bartender….you get the idea). I think they might’ve been there with their wives, but none were to be seen (hiding? getting themselves strapped into the biggest pushup bras in the Western hemisphere? I like to believe the former rather than the latter...)…they were discussing the possibility of a golf game the next day, but I don't think they got there, as we saw them at LHLs every time we looked down during the bar's hours. Again, minus the chest-staring, wife-avoiding nonsense of these guys, impressive! At any rate, I wasn’t gonna make chitchat with them, so we ordered some beers and made chitchat with the bartender and a very nice woman who’d been at WLV for several days, just switched over to BWI. She was very “in the know” – wouldn’t be surprised if she’s a Dis lady…so if she’s out there, helloooo!!! Hope you guys had a great time! And your kids were adorable!

Finally HMLPS and somewhat crabby sister (SCS from here on out) finally showed up, and we headed to Epcot for EMH evenings. And the UK pub for some Stella. Wristbands were handed out at the International Gateway....and we were on our way 'round the world (p.s. - we only found Krispy treats in Germany, and they were prewrapped - GASP -second tier treats!!! However, you'll all be happy to know that beer was widely available. Dh and I were happy as clams and drank beer, lots of it, and snacked on brats, hummus, fries, and baklava whilst waiting for everyone to get settled in for Illuminations so we could hit the rides.)

During and after Illuminations, we rode Soarin', which was awesome (and possibly even MORE awesome post-beer, though basically, the only smell I detected was Pine Fresh Glade. Anyone???) We also did SSE, TT, and MS and walked around the world about 3 times.

Now, I haven't mentioned this yet, but SCS started out crabby. The forgotten cell phone thing did not thrill her, and I guess the being woken up at a predetermined hour thing added to her overall misery. She couldn't find anything to eat (we had made about 3 TS ADRs per night just in case, but no one wanted to commit to TS...so we were walking around to all the CS places...that is a LOT of food choice!! And she is not a picky eater by any stretch of the imagination - I think this was just sort of a little kid-esque, "I'm crabby and you will all suffer for it" attitude.) It got worse and worse, and by 11 pm, we could no longer giggle it off with our drinking/Krispy problem. We could hear the rhymes-w/witchy tone and statements through our respective booze/sugar hazes, and it was beyond our ability to ignore it any longer. Oh, well. We gave up and went back to the lovely villa, since she is a sister, and what do we do? That's right! We deal with it.

Both of the sisters went up to bed, but DH and I had a bad case of the beer munchies...we went to the Spoodles pizza window. As were were walking over, a woman (who was walking behind us on the Boardwalk) literally began to run. She ran - like so much of a track star - ahead of us to get in line (a New Englander, perhaps? I can recognize 'em after that airport security queue!!!). Now, we sort of laughed it off - our 2 slices of pizza would have taken about 3 seconds to order, and if she was that impatient, more for her. But 5 seconds later, sidling up aside her and ahead of us...came the four teenaged sons of the linecutter. They intended to order multiple pizzas and discussed this intention at length. At this point, the CM working at the Spoodles counter announced that they only had X number of slices left...and the woman turned to her kids and said, "Will that be enough for you?" She didn't even look at us. We left and went to bed.

Say it with me, guys, "NIIIICCCCE..."

More to come....have a great Wednesday!!
 
sk8ingmom said:
Can you please give me a camo game ruling? Does the sticks-and-twigs pattern that hunters wear count? If so, how would you score a camo-paneled truck? Imagine a big-ol' extended cab pickup...now imagine an old "woody" station wagon...now replace the faux wood with a camo pattern and stick it on the truck. My co-worker's husband has such a vehicle. What is the point value on that puppy?

BTW I beat DH 7 to 2 in in the camo game this weekend!

I'm enjoying your report - can't wait to start posing mine in 2.5 weeks!

Hi -

Heh, heh. Your coworker's husband sounds awesome. What is up with men and their cars???? OK, so we often DO count hunter camo, but I don't know about on a car. That's an accessory, technically, but then, it is exceptional. There is a guy that we see occasionally who has an old Pinto-looking car that is handpainted with a camo pattern - that was 10 points the first time anyone saw it. Then again, it was true camo, the whole car, and painted by brush. I dunno - 5 points? What do you think?

A word of warning: be careful gloating to your husband. Men have natural aptitude for the Camo game. My husband regularly beats my butt, and I taught him to play. It's infuriating.

Oh, and I forgot to tell you guys one of the rules - ALL PARTICIPATING PARTIES have to see the camo item in question - as in, you can't go home and say," I got 5 points today with Sarah's husband's sad-looking camo vehicle!" DH has to see it, too. Unfortunately, if you have a stubborn husband/sig other, you can wind up in the sort of situation where you're saying, "LOOK, the pink sparkly camo t-shirt is RIGHT THERE, on that supermodel-looking lady with the double D's", and your husband will flatly refuse to look so he doesn't have to give you the points. Wait a minute, maybe this could work in our favor....

Have a great trip!!!
 
On the topic of Rice Krispie treats at WDW. I know how your sister feels. There is something special about one of those sweet treats that is made in Disney. I can make them at home and they are NOT the same. But get them there, and oh my, they are the best things that I have ever eaten. It's just different. I have a strong craving for them all the time.

They will not mail them to your house, I called and asked. The Main Street Confectionary makes $20 treats the size of your head and they won't ship them. But they will mail you a bag of pretzels if you would like :)

MMMMm.....WDW rice krispie treats...mmmMMMM
 
OK - I'm hooked - from the beginning of

WARNING – this trip report could be offensive to people who: are from England, don’t like drinking, drive trucks on Rte 128 outside of Boston, are lawyers, ever dated my little sister, are high-maintenance princesses, refuse to budge from a short-term financial plan to take a trip, wear a lot of camouflage clothing…and probably more…will add to list later…

:rotfl2:

and I'm so glad you mentioned that line jumping thing, its very similiar here in the Chicagoland area, to the point I'm sick of "entitled" people...

ooops... sorry, rant over...

BTW - please tell me did the 1 Bedroom Villa had 2 bathrooms?? When y ou posted 1 Bedroom and sharing a bathroom, I thought... hmmm... but I've never been there... what about a washer/dryer? (not that you'd need it for the weekend... just for references mind you!! lol)

Oh, and hope you're feeling better!! :wizard:
 
Sisters are such a treat.

I admit eating a few krispy treats myself, but really the ones I make at home taste better.

My sister is also a will not cook person. She has every kitchen type cool thing known to man, a food processor, a Kitchenaid mixer (which I have wanted for years now), everything The Pampered Chef sells (which she bought all at one time), a huge kitchen with a great island, double oven, six burner stove top, convection microwave, yadda yadda yadda... it kills me. I would love to have a kitchen like that, hers looks brand new after almost two years in the house. She has great cookwear too, and really good Cutco everything... all of it collecting dust.
 
What a great trip report so far!! I am also in the know about having a sister like yours. Mine makes herself scarce though, won't come home for holidays, ect. (but complains that she has no one to share the holiday's with and she's only 3 hours away), so we only see her for weddings/funerals. She calls someone everyday, but what can you do? Can't wait to read more, what a great report!

Kelly
 











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