Beer Is Good

[ntsammy5]

Gee that about says it all. I really don't have anything to add to that!

 

[AuburnJen92]

i don't see where anything needs to be added to that...

 

[Shan-man]

Gee that about says it all. I really don't have anything to add to that!

You can't think of ANYTHING to add?

More beer, beer wench! Keep 'em comin' Amanda!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Oh,
What is the malted liquer?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
I could not refuse a, (beer)
I could really use a,
Beer, beer, beer.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, (belch)
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the schlits.

Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more.

What is the malted liquer,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
Only I adore it, (beer)
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me. (beer)

The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray

 

[vick]

Shan-Man, remind me to never give you a pic of me!

 

[VACAMPER]

You can't think of ANYTHING to add?

More beer, beer wench! Keep 'em comin' Amanda!

Oh dear God, you didn't!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

You can't think of ANYTHING to add?

More beer, beer wench! Keep 'em comin' Amanda!

My quest for the perfect woman is over!

 

[ntsammy5]

 

[Shan-man]

Shan-Man, remind me to never give you a pic of me!

I know, I know... she gave me that pic of her in her Oktoberfest garb and I betrayed her trust by posting it here. I apologize to Amanda and ask all of your forgiveness.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I like the color of the brew better, but way too much head.

 

[poohbearwithme]

Just don't

and

 

[AuburnJen92]

al said this thread was about beer, i am not getting that vibe.....

 

[VACAMPER]

I know, I know... she gave me that pic of her in her Oktoberfest garb and I betrayed her trust by posting it here. I apologize to Amanda and ask all of your forgiveness.

WHATEVER!

 

[BRDof3]

I like the color of the brew better, but way too much head.

Oh, the replies that roll out without even thinking about them! Good thing they can't make it on here without being typed!!

 

[ntsammy5]

al said this thread was about beer, i am not getting that vibe.....

I like the direction it's going in though!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

I like the color of the brew better, but way too much head.

Did you REALLY think that you could get away without your friendly neighborhood moderator editing your post????

 

[BRDof3]

Oh COME ON...did you really think I could resist THAT!!!

Nope. I knew you'd have to come back with SOMETHING! Had the utmost confidence, in fact.

 

[LONE-STAR]

I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow( Tom T. Hall song I like beer)

 

[homebrew2]

I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow( Tom T. Hall song I like beer)

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

(chorus)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when were out on the town
And Im wearing a suit and a tie
Shes sipping vermouth and she thinks Im uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

(chorus)

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (awww)

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer
(yes, he likes beer)

One of my favorites too.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Did you REALLY think that you could get away without your friendly neighborhood moderator editing your post????

oooooof....a swift one right to the cashews!!!!