Because I'm up early....some thoughts for the day...

[DisneyKevin]

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.

His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.

Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."
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A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.

One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more.

On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with...transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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There were three Indian squaws.

One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant.

The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This just goes to prove that...the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
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[mikelan6]

Don't quit your day job, Kevin.

 

[bawstngrl]

where do you get this stuff??!!!!!

Actually made me smile......(feeling blue today)

 

[DisneyKevin]

Don't quit your day job, Kevin.

I didnt write this stuff.

I just shared.

 

[roomthreeseventeen]

What's the difference between God and a director?


God never pretended to be a director.

 

[teskak]

Just tragic

And it is not early, it is almost 10pm in that great land of Australia where we use tin cans & string for our internet connection

 

[DVCsince02]

Wocka Wocka!


I love how he said he's up early. Look at the post time.

 

[kab407]

Oh sweetie, you are up far to early.

 

[DisneyKevin]

I love how he said he's up early. Look at the post time.

I was in line at the Apple Store at 7:30ish.....behind 800 - 900 other fools.

We ditched and were home before 9am.

For me thats early.

 

[DVCsince02]

I was in line at the Apple Store at 7:30ish.....behind 800 - 900 other fools.

We ditched and were home before 9am.

For me thats early.

You aren't a fool for being in line that early, you are "passionate".

 

[DisneyCrazyX5]

I was in line at the Apple Store at 7:30ish.....behind 800 - 900 other fools.

We ditched and were home before 9am.

For me thats early.

Ya would never make it on our farm - I've already fed the steers, chickens, ducks, cats, dogs, bunnies and a goat named Dory

 

[roomthreeseventeen]

Ya would never make it on our farm - I've already fed the steers, chickens, ducks, cats, dogs, bunnies and a goat named Dory

Good for you, wow... I roll out of bed at 8am for work, but my partner is fast asleep and will be fast asleep till well past noon. Writers...

 

[rhyeck]

Ugh.... make him stop!!! make him stop!!! Actually I needed that today... Thanks Kevin!

 

[dpuck1998]

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.

His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.

Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."
**************************************************************

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.

One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more.

On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with...transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
**************************************************************

There were three Indian squaws.

One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant.

The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This just goes to prove that...the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
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Wocka Wocka!


I love how he said he's up early. Look at the post time.

I was going to post the same thing...post at 9:23 that says, I'm up early! Where is Paul to tell him about early?

 

[chickie]

Very cute, Kevin.
Thanks for getting up "early" to make my day a little brighter.

 

[k5jm]

Who likes Apple Kool-aid?

 

[mdvlprof]

not only does he tease-he also puns?? Way to go.

 

[DisneyKevin]

Who likes Apple Kool-aid?

They werent handing out Kool Aid.

They were handing out Apple Juice.

Kool Aid would just be silly.

 

[DisneyKevin]

I was going to post the same thing...post at 9:23 that says, I'm up early! Where is Paul to tell him about early?

My alarm went of at 6:30.

That's like the middle of the night.

 

[dpuck1998]

My alarm went of at 6:30.

That's like the middle of the night.

Mine goes off that time every day, but I don't get up till after 7