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Is she a hooker at her "other job". ?;)
 

I don't know, doesn't sound embarrassing enough to forfeit a perfectly good phone. I would have claimed it if it were mine.
 
She came in and gave some crazy convoluted excuse and picked up her phone. Oh and she was out on a half day when the alarm went off. It was legitimate but yikes.
 
My phone is password protected. You can't get in or see anything without a password first. Only thing you see is my welcome screen with name & email address so you can return it to me.

My calendar, contacts, pics, everything is on that phone.
 
I was thinking a Monica Lewinsky type thing..

conjugal visit .. is well not so bad.
 
We all have embarrassing moments. I'm extra sensitivie but the older I get the more I realize that nobody really cares for more then three minutes anyway. So get up and go on.
 
I was thinking "time to drain the cyst" or "douching time" or "change incontinence pad"... but sex in prison or 420? Pfffft! I'd pick up my phone, smile, and invite you to join me! :hippie: :smokin: (ok, maybe not for the prison sex)
 
I was thinking "time to drain the cyst" or "douching time" or "change incontinence pad"... but sex in prison or 420? Pfffft! I'd pick up my phone, smile, and invite you to join me! :hippie: :smokin: (ok, maybe not for the prison sex)

I"m betting it really wasn't that. Just an inside joke with a bf or something. But still. The person who found out tried to keep it quiet for her but she brought up her explanation in a room full of people so it became public.
 
So she outed herself? That's hilarious.

I should really lock my phone down....
 
yep i'm locking my phone down now. I am sure nearly all of us have things on our phone that are innocent but would look bad in isolation.
 
Somebody I work with lost a cell phone. There was no info to identify whose it was. It began ringing with an alarm. The only way to shut it off was to look. There was a very embarrassing message linked to the alarm. You will never guess what it was time for. It's not r-rated or anything. Just embarrassing. Somebody later called the phone so we knew it was hers. If I was her I would not have called it or claimed it. I would have just bought a new phone.

wow, conjugal visits huh? Hopefully it was an inside joke:rotfl:
 


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