With an inmate or a significant other?

No in my job 420 would be worst. The sex thing is something everybody does.
(ok, maybe not for the prison sex)I was thinking "time to drain the cyst" or "douching time" or "change incontinence pad"... but sex in prison or 420? Pfffft! I'd pick up my phone, smile, and invite you to join me!![]()
(ok, maybe not for the prison sex)
Somebody I work with lost a cell phone. There was no info to identify whose it was. It began ringing with an alarm. The only way to shut it off was to look. There was a very embarrassing message linked to the alarm. You will never guess what it was time for. It's not r-rated or anything. Just embarrassing. Somebody later called the phone so we knew it was hers. If I was her I would not have called it or claimed it. I would have just bought a new phone.
