Be honest.who else HATES those smilies?(100 dead p2|PETE insults me p4|kid eaten p5)

[WillyJ]

 

[Zurg]

"Exactly Zurg if a post can’t stand on its own two feet then what good is it? (same goes for a man after 10 beers)"

ROFLOL. This is why Bar Stools were created.

So I guess that would make Smilies the bar stool of the DIS too.

And I don't mind telling you that I think that my keaster would be somewhat uncomfortable parked for the time it takes to work back 10 beers on a stool made of roses and stone. I mean the stone would be bad enough, what with its lack of cushioning ability, but you add a few rose thorns in there and you are talking a serious need for some prescription strength Preparation H.

I can't figure out why people get all up tight about some things. (Well maybe the rose & stone stools would have that effect now that I think about it.) It is like the running joke I had about the Rose & Crown & DIS CON. (You know I think I may have a minor rose fetish, at least in this thread.) Anyway some folks actually believed I thought that that was reason for DIS Con.

Nope it was just a literary device I was using to push the envelope of extreme. Well I rose (like how I worked rose in again?) to the calling and went well off the deep end. Yes I was trying to be a small thorn in someone’s side but I flushed little rose in the cheek (not that cheek, the face – blush, what is with all the butt thinking?) when it wasn’t taken as humor.

The best humor always has a little truth in it butt I don’t think much of what I have written rose to that lofty level. Nope I tell beer jokes. Like: The longest I ever sat on a Rose and Stone bar stool before I rose to go pee was 2 beers. While that is not a good joke, I feel that I have been beating a few themes long enough that it is clearly a joke on its own two feet (or three or four if the joke is a rose & stone bar stool) without smilies. The though never arose that I would need smilies to show I was struggling (real hard) for a joke.

Some people get that I make beer jokes and make fun of me with ten times over. That is fine I make fun of them HERE.

No - I am not mad about the party thing at all, just tell the wife you don't have any interest in beer I wouldn't go on about all the margaritas though. Now one could make a case that since I have transitioned from beer jokes to margarita jokes and a few smilies would help make that a subtle change clearer so a :subtle: smile would be appropriate. Not me and honestly do you think I can be :subtle:? Hell I can’t even spell it I had to look it up.

So now that Pop Daddy (who in the interest of full disclosure posted under a different name [but not Charlie, Akron O,] to beat a few other running gags) has gone nuts at the length of this post I think I should very seriously conclude that Smilies are like rose & stone bar stools, some people are comfortable on them but I think they are a pain in the butt.

 

[jfulcer]

In honor of different topics covered in this thread:

Beer drinking smilies:

Hugging smilies:

Big laughing smilies:

An almost hysterical smilie:

Kitten smilie:

Dog smilie:

Well, kinda a fairy smilie:

 

[Big Dude]

Here's one for fly-fly

And one for Oldkickers riddles

And one at the exact moment Charlie gets a clue

One for all of the crybabies

One for the heavy metal fans

And last but not least, a special one for Charlie

Adam aka Big Dude

 

[FOJMO]

I'll take the smilies anyday compared to the excessive use of graphics at the end of everyone's signatures! Some of them are so huge and numerous, they overtake the screen when trying to read responses, especially the ones that jump around like crazy and drive your eyes "buggy".

 

[charlie,nj]

Doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do a doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do….

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up and take a shot…just one buck will get you a spot.

Take aim and shoot your best shot….knock down a smilie and win a lot.

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Hey lady close but no cigar….take another try… shoot him right in the eye.


Step right up and win a cupi doll for your sweetheart! Step right up!


--- 5 pts – an autographed picture of Pete

---10 pts – a ballad written about you by Willy

---15 pts - one of Zurg’s homemade “frozen” margaritas

---20 pts – a cupi doll (imported from Canada)


Doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do a doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do….

 

[CathyCanada]

Or don't knock down a smilie and instead just have a seizure from the moving smilies for free!

You guys have me ROFL this morning!!!!!
CC

 

[smileybrat]

charlie,nj
Why do you hate smilies so much? Have they done something to you to make you post about them and then invent a smilie shooting game? Sure people have gotten excessive with them, as with other things, but there is now an 8 smilie max. I think someone needs a smilie to cheer them up. All in favor....

Does this smilie hatred mean you hate me too?

 

[Steve H.]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
Doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do a doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do….

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up and take a shot…just one buck will get you a spot.

Take aim and shoot your best shot….knock down a smilie and win a lot.

<marquee direction="right" align="middle" behavior="alternate"> ***** ********** ***** *****</marquee>

Can we bring our own gun?

 

[charlie,nj]

You had to go and ask why I HATE smilies right? Smileybrat…

Well here is the story..oh and if I break down while I’m telling it..please don’t feel guilty for asking. A few years ago a group of my friends and I decided to go to the annual corn fair down the Jersey Shore. It was just a run of the mill fair that we have been attending for maybe 10 years now. It’s a place to go to get rid of our old ladies for a while. It’s a good place to get loaded too..you think moonshine is wicked ..you should have a taste of the cornbrew. Wow!

Any way we arrived on Saturday morning, and we were going to leave on Sunday afternoon. As soon as we arrived we quickly went over to the festivies..we did not want to be late for the Miss Corn pageant. Everyone was milling around, no one even noticed the big guy. We all just thought it was a guy with very active thyroid. He fit right in he was even giving everyone the thumbs up. What a swell guy …ok so we should of questioned that bulbous head of his. (see photo 1) Hey but he had a cool doo.

Things soon changed for the worst. As soon as the sun went down the big guy became very violent. We still don’t know if it was from all of the cornbrew he drank or if he just didn’t like the crowned Miss Corn. He started to trample and throw people around. (see photo 2) People were screaming for help, I had my camera and kept taking pictures of the devastation. See that shadow of a guy in photo2 that is how fast people were being tossed around. Oh the humanity! About 100 human beings died that day…I lost all of my friends. If it wasn’t for the fact that I was taking pictures so I could sell them on the internet I would have been a goner too. (hey sometimes greed is a GOOD thing)

As the morning light arrived on Sunday. The smilie could be seen walking over the corpses ..grining. (boy would I have loved to slap that smile off of that smilie) His white shirt was now red with the blood of those 100 innocent victims. (see photo 3) That smile was never captured he some how escaped after that horrible crime. Rumor has it that he was last seen in a VW bug that was leaving the fair grounds. It had a “have a nice day” bumper sticker with a “happy” smilie face on it , along with an “I hate mean people” sticker.

So the next time you put one of those smilie things in one of your posts…please remember the 100 human beings that were lost at the corn fair.

Oh I don’t hate you smilie users…I can’t stop you from making the wrong decisions in life. I just hope and pray that maybe after reading this you will think before you plop one of those mean nasty things in your post.

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[CathyCanada]

That guy is just scary looking, Charlie!!!! You poor, poor man! I can't even begin to imagine the nightmares!!
CC

 

[sgtdisney]

 

[Kitty 34]

Poor Charlie.......corn and you just don't go together!!


Please think of this little fellow bounce: ) as simply a jumping frog thingie. Hey, he's not even smiling!

 

[WillyJ]

Okay, this is going to be long, but I have to express my feelings on the. . .


. . . Doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do a doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do….


Wait. . sorry. . lost my train of thought. As I was saying, the long-term consequences of "The Great Jersey Smiley Massacre of '93" have been far-reaching and. . .

. . . Doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do a doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do….

Darn! Stupid song! Can't get it out of my head. . . Anyway, although the huge smiley guy was never caught, my research points directly to Mike Eisner and. . .

. . . Doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do a doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do….

Ohhh Nooooooooooooooo. . it's finally happend! Charlie has driven me insane!!

Oh well, it was a short trip anyway. . . . . Doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do a doot doot doodle-oodle doot doot do….

 

[Zurg]

:LSHTCIWEFOMN:

Hey how come my Laughing So Hard The Corn I was Eating Flew Out My Nose smilie didn't load?

 

[honeywolf7]

LOL...I love all of the except for the one throwing up.

 

[TINKTWINS]

WOW it sent shivers up my spine!

I will never look at a smiley the same way ever again.

You poor poor man.

 

[Rajah]

:FODFLSH:

In my case, it's the "falls over dead from laughing so hard" smilie that isn't loading! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[charlie,nj]

Please don’t mention the Eiisner name on this thread. Yes I do blame him for the massacre that took place back in 1993. The Jersey Corn Fair started to have problems 2 years before the blood bath of 93. Funding for the fair started to dry up, the number of vendors hawking corn related products dipped to a new low, the corn vendors were actually replaced by a group of “foreign” vendors who specialized in cheap smilie like products. (I think they were Canadian) The fair was just not the same it started to get that “South of the Boarder” like feel. My God the bathrooms were even worse then SotB’s.

In 1992 my friends and I actually left the fair early. Seems Eiisner weaseled his wife into the Miss Corn pageant lineup. You will never guess who the winner was. Yes it was Tasty Eiisner the ex-computer programmer. She was ok to look at but she is no corn girl. She just didn’t have that hot …er..I mean wholesome look of those 18-year-old corn girls.

In 1993 the year of the horror things hit rock bottom. If you look at picture 2 from my massacre post you will see a white tent. That tent was the 1993 Jersey Corn Palace. Sad is one word to describe it. We use to have a palace like this one from the Mitchell, South Dakota Corn Festival. Now all we have is a stinking white tent.

Eisner and his crew really ruined the Jersey Corn Fair. We found out later on that Uncle Mikey threatened the Corn Palace builders union. He told them they would never work in the Corn Palace industry again if they built that Jersey Corn Palace.

Funny thing is Corn Fairs and Festivals are taking place all over the country with no problems. It looks like Mike for some unknown reason does not want “corn to be king” in New Jersey. The only thing I could think of was that incident with the corncob at that preppy boys school he attended in Lawrenceville, New Jersey. Those upper grade boys had no right to use that corncob in the manner in which they did. I could see why Mike might be just a little mad..but to take it out on all Jersey corn lovers is going a bit too far. Why doesn’t he just track down his rich prep school buddies and deal with then on a one on one basis.

I am so upset I can’t even continue typing…..

For those of you in South Dakota here’s a link to the 2003 Mitchell Corn Festival. At least some states can still enjoy the pleasures of a Corn Fair. Hey check out the entertainment section on the site…they are going to have not only Willie Nelson, The Indian and the White Guy, Brule’, Spirit of the Dance…..but the great Tom Jones too. Oh and don’t forget the Polka Festival page.


2003 Mitchell Corn Festival

It's not Unusual…

Do do do doot …do do doot …dodododo
Do do do doot …do do doot …dodododo

 

[smileybrat]

Someone has way too much time on his hands and is letting his imagination run wild. Not mentioning any names but you know who I mean. Smilies would never do such a ruthless thing. And to come up with pictures and everything... The huge smilie was framed!