Bad Disney Jokes involving Characters/rides/attractions.

[Maude4Disney]

 

[Mickey1122]

Why was Cinderella practicing at the batting range?










She didn't want to miss the ball.

 

[cslittle999]

Why was Cinderella so bad at playing sports?


Because her coach was a pumpkin!

-Blame it on Pal Mickey. He told us that one!

We have a joke book has the answer as:

Because her coach is a pumpkin and she runs away from balls.

 

[whogirl'smom]

A CM on the Jungle Cruise told us this one:

Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
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Because he's always playing with Pooh! (poo)

She told more but I can't remember them!

 

[ellyn2000]

 

[mecllap]

So glad I wasn't drinking coke or milk when I read this thread (beer knows better than to come out my nose!).