Bad Disney Jokes involving Characters/rides/attractions.

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Share your bad park jokes.

What did Cinderella say when her photos weren't ready?

Someday my prints, will come.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?

Stinkerbell.



Some unofficial ride nicknames Disney would like to keep under wraps.

Primeval Hurl.
Stitch's great burp.
Sounds boring.
Lights, Motor Cars, ZZZZZZZZ.
Hall of sleep.
Jungle snooze
The Golfball ride.
Summit Wedgie.
Mission Green Face.

 

[Ride Junkie]

Last time I was at MK, a CM told me a story about how dangerous it is around POTC. He said that a peanut was walking past Pirates, minding its own business, and it was "a-salted".

We actually had to laugh, the CM was too cute!

 

[grimley1968]

I know a "bad" joke or two involving Disney characters, but they're not fit for a public board like this.

 

[jme829]

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
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He was looking for Pooh.....




My DD loves this joke

 

[vsimeone]

Why was Cinderella so bad at playing sports?


Because her coach was a pumpkin!

-Blame it on Pal Mickey. He told us that one!

 

[Loves Disney]

Here are some I found at this site: http://www.themouseforless.com/community/humor/jokes.shtml



THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.

9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.

8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.

3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.

2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.

1. You're reading this.

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Disney cruise delays

The Top 10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line

1. The 101 Dalmation's "accidents" on Deck 3

2. Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand.

3. Exterminator killed off "rat" problem only to discover they were Mickey and Minnie's cousins.

4. Drunken dispute between Donald and The Mighty Ducks over who was mightier.

5. Charo kept showing up.

6. The Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" kept eating the midnight buffet.

7. The Seven Dwarfs vandalized the ship after failing to meet the "You Must Be This Tall to Ride This Ride" Requirements.

8. Stench of seawater and 101 Dalmations was too strong.

9. Tour guide Goofy goes into drunken rampage and uses Chip and Dale as Shuffleboard discs.

10. New hires Doc, Isaac, and Gopher quit days before launch,citing that this job is not as "exciting and new" as their last one.



And the top reason the Disney Cruise was delayed: The crewmen confused Snow White with white snow -- Mike Corbo
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Guy explains to his doctor, "Doc, when I got up this morning, I put on a pair of white gloves and started calling my wife Minnie. Then on the way to work I couldn't help singing, 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work I go,' and when I got there I started calling everyone Happy, Grumpy, Dopey and so on. What's the matter with me?"

"That's easy," replies the doctor. "You're having Disney spells."

 

[Loves Disney]

Ignore double post! (sorry! )

 

[keishashadow]

Why can't kids get into see the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie?

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Because it's rated...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

(say it out-loud, get it?, "R" - as in "R-rated movie"?)

The CM's working POC ride liked it when my DS told it to them.

 

[Bearvet]

This was told to me by a CM at the pin store in DTD because I was buying a Tink pin.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Tinkerbelle
Tinkerbelle who?
Tinkerbelle's (Tink her bell's) broken, that's why I knocked!

 

[jctwizzer]

What did Captain Hook die from????
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Jock itch!

 

[CdnDisneyFan]

Here's a doozy!

What is Tigger's favourite fabric softener?


BOUNCE!!!


OK, that was terrible, but I couldn't help myself!

Jules

 

[Msslaydbug]

These are so funny !! Keep them coming. I will have to tell my DS some of these. He will love the one with "pooh" !!

 

[cancilla]

What has eight wheels and flies? Tinkerbell in rollerskates.



(okay, so it wasn't that funny )

There's nothing but Disney jokes at DisneyLies.com -- but they're mostly Disneyland centered.

 

[CdnDisneyFan]

I just came up with another one here.

Since I am obsessed with Tigger, and try to collect all I can on him, I guess you could say that I've gone "Tigger Happy" (Trigger Happy), lol!

Jules

 

[Mecha Figment]

not a joke but a sickeningly true statment.

Max is the son of Goofy and Minnie.


he is drawn using minnies model and then given goofy features. so he is their child.

 

[LoriMistress]

What are three things that Captain Hook is afraid of?

Picking his noise, stratching his crotch, and wiping his butt.

I will try to keep this second joke clean...my DH tells this joke all the time.

Mickey and Minnie are in court to file for divorse. The judge looks at Mickey and said, "So I see you're filing for divorse Mickey, because you say Minnie is crazy?" Mickey replies, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f***ing Goofy!"

 

[LoriMistress]

not a joke but a sickeningly true statment.

Max is the son of Goofy and Minnie.


he is drawn using minnies model and then given goofy features. so he is their child.

Minnie's a slut. J/K

 

[Ilovestitch]

Mickey and Minnie are in court to file for divorse. The judge looks at Mickey and said, "So I see you're filing for divorse Mickey, because you say Minnie is crazy?" Mickey replies, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f***ing Goofy!"

lol...could you imagine a Pal Mickey telling that joke

 

[MsTinkerChele]

yes!!!