Back 1 day and already apologizing

[Tooneric]

Underbelly?

 

[lllovell]

Underbelly?

no no

You have to say it with conviction!!!

UNDERBELLY!!!

 

[Rash]

Underbelly?

Weak effort, toon. You need to dig deep, from the diaphram, and let out a guttural, deliberate enunciation, savoring every syllable...like this...

UNNNDERRBELLLYYYY

(Didn't see your post before mine, lllovell. Thanks for trying to set the toon straight).

 

[lllovell]

Weak effort, toon. You need to dig deep, from the diaphram, and let out a guttural, deliberate enunciation, savoring every syllable...like this...

UNNNDERRBELLLYYYY

(Didn't see your post before mine, lllovell. Thanks for trying to set the toon straight).

Just trying to suck up to the future President (although, as I have said before, my words pale before yours)

 

[Rash]

Just trying to suck up to the future President

And you shall be duly rewarded.

 

[lllovell]

And you shall be duly rewarded.

*singing* tip toe....through the tulips....lalalalalala *dancing*

 

[Rash]

VOTE
Real
American
Super
Hero

Now THAT's sucking up..and effectively so, I might add.

 

[lllovell]

and where in the heck is Greenban anyway? The NERVE of some people working when they should be here posting inane comments with the rest of us!

bad work bad work

 

[lllovell]

Now THAT's sucking up..and effectively so, I might add.

The S.O.F. is truly showing us ALL how the campaign should be run! First cabana boys and now sucking up...I am very impressed!

 

[LeftCoaster]

This is the Seinfeld of threads - it's a thread about nothing.

You should have seen the old days when I posted on a Days Of Our Lives message board. For us, it was the Seinfeld of message boards.

and I would like to correct you. Discussing your candidacy is FAR from nothing.

 

[LeftCoaster]

The S.O.F. is truly showing us ALL how the campaign should be run! First cabana boys and now sucking up...I am very impressed!

You forgot the drinks. I take pride in my work.

 

[greenban]

Dear Real American Super Hero:

Please PM me your shipping address, as I have a case of TastyCake BS Krimpits ready to mail out!

And while I would never disagree with The High Emperor of Rightland I will send you a Jim's Philly Cheesestake as you ordered (even though I am a Pat's Original fan) However, this minor difference allows us to bring diversity and inclusion to the campaign, our fundamentals remain in sync.

Ahhh Scrapple, it even uses the UNDERBELLY of the pig! Yum!!!


HANNAME
Hanname!

-Tony

 

[fkj2]

Consider the open call commenced...after a reasonable period of time I will post a poll to elect my VP candidate. All hopefuls should keep the following guidelines in mind:

1. I will be addressed at all times as The High Emperor of Rightland, with the proper level of snivelling and bowing thrown in.
2. Brush up on your laundry skills, you'l need them.
3. You must be fluent in Portuguese.
4. I start everyday with a beer and a cupcake. I expect it ready and waiting by 7:30 am sharp.
5. All official dictation shall be taken in crayon for full comedic value.
6. Tears of utter gratitude and utopion satisfaction should be shed at least twice daily.
7. There will be no autographs.

The open call begins...

VOTERASH/? 2008!

1. What, no grovelling?
2.
3. I'm pretty good with sign language Will that suffice?
4. And, would you like whipping cream on that cupcake?
5. Isn't that how government does it now????
6. Only twice???
7. Give autographs but charge for them. It will help pay down the debt. Just
a suggestion.

And, since Greenspan's term as Fed Reserve Chief is almost up, maybe you can just slide Greenban in and no one will notice.

 

[Tooneric]

Weak effort, toon. You need to dig deep, from the diaphram, and let out a guttural, deliberate enunciation, savoring every syllable...like this...

UNNNDERRBELLLYYYY

(Didn't see your post before mine, lllovell. Thanks for trying to set the toon straight).

Thanks! I'll work on it. Underbelly. UNDERBELLY. UNDERBELLY!




Deep breath, UNDERRRRRRBELLLLLLLLLLY!

 

[TW1]

Deep breath, UNDERRRRRRBELLLLLLLLLLY!

Whooaaaa! Ease up man! You're already under sea-level down there. You're bound to be bustin' the dykes with that roar!

 

[Rash]

Please PM me your shipping address, as I have a case of TastyCake BS Krimpits ready to mail out!

.. I will send you a Jim's Philly Cheesestake as you ordered ..

Wow - thanks for the krimpets. I'll think I'll pass on the mail-order cheesesteak, though. Unless you can ship it inside a functioning oven, I doubt it will be very appetizing when it arrives.

 

[Rash]

Thanks! I'll work on it. Underbelly. UNDERBELLY. UNDERBELLY!




Deep breath, UNDERRRRRRBELLLLLLLLLLY!

Much better.