Back 1 day and already apologizing

Does it make me really smart ( :teeth: ) or really dumb ( :sad2: ) that so far I am the only one that doesn't want to be V.P.

I have, however put in for a cabinet position. Currently awaiting response to my applicaton. :hourglass :rolleyes: :upsidedow :idea: :scared: :moped:

(Run away! Run Away! sssshhhhh stop talking so much up there - if he finds out there are more than one of us, he will expect extra work :crazy: )
 
lllovell said:
Not only that, but you were a hottie in that red dress *wolf whistle*

You would probably provide Rash the "beauty" edge he needs against his beastly like horseness. I say toss your hat in the ring them Fairy Godmother!

:blush: So glad you liked it. At first they were going for an Olivia Newton-John thing, black leather etc etc, but I convinced them that I was more sophisticated than that.

I think a Cabinet position sounds best for the FG also. National Director of Magical Creatures and Wishes perhaps?
 
kathleena said:
I think a Cabinet position sounds best for the FG also. National Director of Magical Creatures and Wishes perhaps?

Perhaps I'm eventually cabinet-bound as well...

How about Supervisor of Subterrestrial Development and Defense... somebody has to manage all those tunnels at important places like those government bunkers and missile silos, NORAD, and of course, Walt Disney World!

WHo better than a geeky gopher? <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm801YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_108.gif' alt='Gopher' border=0></a>
 
cruise-o-matic said:
Rash - Can I bribe you with a case of YL? :drinking1 :crazy: :crazy2: :faint: :sick:
Absolutely not! I am surprised and saddened that you think I operate in such a manner! Anyone who knows me wouldn't hesitate to inform you that it would take at least TWO cases to effectively bribe me! (Black and Tan preferably)
 

ColoradoBelle1 said:
... I spent 2 weeks touring Croatia in a bus where everyone but me and the tour guide and bus driver was Portoguese!..
Wasn't that a scene from a Steven Seagal movie?
 
lllovell said:
...I have, however put in for a cabinet position. Currently awaiting response to my applicaton. :hourglass :rolleyes: :upsidedow :idea: :scared: :moped:
Sorry..I spilled Yeungling on it. Can you send another one? This time I might be more careful if you write it on paper that fits in a wallet and has a picture of Ben Franklin on it.

lllovell said:
...(Run away! Run Away! sssshhhhh stop talking so much up there...
Okay..that's just plain disturbing.
 
kathleena said:
I think a Cabinet position sounds best for the FG also. National Director of Magical Creatures and Wishes perhaps?
How 'bout "Supremely Grateful and Humble Laundry Attendant"? Other openings include "Beer and Cupcake Chef" and "Continuous Compliment Co-ordinator".
 
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gopherit said:
Perhaps I'm eventually cabinet-bound as well...

How about Supervisor of Subterrestrial Development and Defense... somebody has to manage all those tunnels at important places like those government bunkers and missile silos, NORAD, and of course, Walt Disney World!

WHo better than a geeky gopher? <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm801YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_108.gif' alt='Gopher' border=0></a>
I can definitely use a gopher...as in "Gopher more Yuengling or your fired".
 
greenban said:
Ooooooh Ooooooooh Mr. Rash Choose Me!!! Choose Me!!!

A clean stall every night. Fresh Alfalfa and Hay, A Horse Blanket under every saddle!

I want to be your stablemate!

-Tony

P.S. Did your new software come from India? Because it's not translating to English, all your recent posts appear to be in Farsi!


his stablemate? Is there something you two need to tell us? :love:
 
Rash said:
okay okay...gopherit is eligible

Thus far we have ...Greenban, Tooneric, and Gopherit..

The open call continues...


I have no desire to be the VP. However can I be in the cabinet? Preferably the liquor cabinet. There need to be a "Secretary of Fun".
 
LeftCoaster said:
I have no desire to be the VP. However can I be in the cabinet? Preferably the liquor cabinet. There need to be a "Secretary of Fun".

LOL - that is one of the best positions yet!!!


RASH said:
Okay..that's just plain disturbing.

Sorry. :guilty: I was just trying to do my patriotic duty and get out of working - sheesh.

*pulling out some Ben's to see about this new appication* geez - gonna take a lot of these to really spell out my qualifications...there simply isn't much room for words here.
 
Okay, I leave for the weekend and return to find everyone with a new job except me! Rash...you've heard of my excellent detective skills, don't you think you need someone like me to do a background check on all these candidates? I feel certain some of them may have a hidden agenda. ;)
 
calypso*a*go-go said:
Okay, I leave for the weekend and return to find everyone with a new job except me! Rash...you've heard of my excellent detective skills, don't you think you need someone like me to do a background check on all these candidates? I feel certain some of them may have a hidden agenda. ;)

For the record, I don't have a hidden agenda. Remember? I'm transparant. Chief of Toon Affairs and Official Bad Poet are all I want. That and chocolate. Lots of chocolate. Oh, and maybe a house of my own in Mickey's Toon Town.
 
greenban said:
I want to be your stablemate! -Tony
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Hmmm, Rash likes Yuengling and is an Eagles fan...Are we sure he's from NC. Sounds more like a Filly, er, Philly guy to me.

If I throw in a cheesesteak can I be on the ticket? How about First Associate Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Gastrointestinal Delights
 
TW1 said:
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Well - SOME of us might have a problem with it...for other reasons :earboy2: (do I have to explain that I am NOT talking about being homophobic???? lol)


tw1 said:
Hmmm, Rash likes Yuengling and is an Eagles fan...Are we sure he's from NC. Sounds more like a Filly, er, Philly guy to me.

If I throw in a cheesesteak can I be on the ticket? How about First Associate Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Gastrointestinal Delights

all I can say is *burp* :crazy:
 
lllovell said:
Well - SOME of us might have a problem with it...for other reasons :earboy2: (do I have to explain that I am NOT talking about being homophobic???? lol)




all I can say is *burp* :crazy:


No, you won't have to explain it. Now as the future Secretary Of Fun, I will now send over the cabana boy to give you a margarita. He will also stick around to fan you if you need.
 
calypso*a*go-go said:
Okay, I leave for the weekend and return to find everyone with a new job except me! Rash...you've heard of my excellent detective skills, don't you think you need someone like me to do a background check on all these candidates? I feel certain some of them may have a hidden agenda. ;)
I would be concerned that you'll uncover the skeletons in MY closet as well.
Then I would have no choice but to eliminate you.
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So for your sake, I would say no.
 
TW1 said:
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Hmmm, Rash likes Yuengling and is an Eagles fan...Are we sure he's from NC. Sounds more like a Filly, er, Philly guy to me.
Philly all my life until '95 - NC since.
TW1 said:
If I throw in a cheesesteak can I be on the ticket?
Pat's or Jim's?
 
LeftCoaster said:
No, you won't have to explain it. Now as the future Secretary Of Fun, I will now send over the cabana boy to give you a margarita. He will also stick around to fan you if you need.
Excellent job, S.O.F. In fact, perhaps we can run on a "Cabana Boy In Every Backyard" platform to capture the female vote.
 
Rash said:
Excellent job, S.O.F. In fact, perhaps we can run on a "Cabana Boy In Every Backyard" platform to capture the female vote.

If you do you'll have my vote--slam dunk!
 



















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