Back 1 day and already apologizing

[bobbiwoz]

The F&W is very very crowded on weekends and the lines get very long. It got old for us very fast, waiting in line for 10 minutes, eating a small bite of something we may/may not want more of. Weekdays would most likely be better.

Have fun, we're going again anyway.

Bobbi

 

[lllovell]

The F&W is very very crowded on weekends and the lines get very long. It got old for us very fast, waiting in line for 10 minutes, eating a small bite of something we may/may not want more of. Weekdays would most likely be better.

Have fun, we're going again anyway.

Bobbi

Lucky for me, I live within driving distance, so Sunday - Thurs night stays are going to be the norm for us to stretch our points into multiple trips. (of course, I am probably making a HUGE mistake at Christmas staying in a one bedroom for the first time, but with a 7 week old along, I figured the boys would get no sleep if we didnt have them in a different room from little PJ.

So, I will definately take that advice - thanks Bobbi!

 

[Rash]

Rash - Yes, the fact that English is your 3rd language should help people to understand some of the honest mistakes that you made.

That's it! It was the translation software! It's defective! It's translating squeaky-clean, good-natured banter into adult-oriented, highly suggestive drivel! I knew I shouldn't have ordered it from the back pages of Maxim.

Disclaimer: the above paragraph is an attempt at lighthearted humor and does not nullify my heartfelt apology earlier in this thread. Thank you for allowing me the privelege of continuing membership in the Dis forums. Although my grovelling will now subside, my attention to my behavior shall not..

I've now switched to more reputable software, and will be focusing my energies on my bid for President. Now, to choose a running mate.....

 

[greenban]

That's it! It was the translation software! It's defective! It's translating squeaky-clean, good-natured banter into adult-oriented, highly suggestive drivel! I knew I shouldn't have ordered it from the back pages of Maxim.

I've now switched to more reputable software, and will be focusing my energies on my bid for President. Now, to choose a running mate.....

Ooooooh Ooooooooh Mr. Rash Choose Me!!! Choose Me!!!

A clean stall every night. Fresh Alfalfa and Hay, A Horse Blanket under every saddle!

I want to be your stablemate!

-Tony

P.S. Did your new software come from India? Because it's not translating to English, all your recent posts appear to be in Farsi!

 

[lllovell]

That's it! It was the translation software! It's defective! It's translating squeaky-clean, good-natured banter into adult-oriented, highly suggestive drivel! I knew I shouldn't have ordered it from the back pages of Maxim.

I've now switched to more reputable software, and will be focusing my energies on my bid for President. Now, to choose a running mate.....

Hmmmm....I am thinking Idratherbe (Mar is so much easier to type) would be perfect! She is intelligent, fun loving (I mean what White House would be complete without a blowout on the lawn occasionally), and she digs men in kilts. Between the two of you, I am thinking it makes for a complete package!!!

I would recommend Greenban, but it appears, that like myself, his past is much too checkered with fodder for the media to make him a reasonable running mate. He also says what he means, which is a good policy, except in politics.

Are you going to hold an open call for this position?

 

[Rash]

Are you going to hold an open call for this position?

Consider the open call commenced...after a reasonable period of time I will post a poll to elect my VP candidate. All hopefuls should keep the following guidelines in mind:

1. I will be addressed at all times as The High Emperor of Rightland, with the proper level of snivelling and bowing thrown in.
2. Brush up on your laundry skills, you'l need them.
3. You must be fluent in Portuguese.
4. I start everyday with a beer and a cupcake. I expect it ready and waiting by 7:30 am sharp.
5. All official dictation shall be taken in crayon for full comedic value.
6. Tears of utter gratitude and utopion satisfaction should be shed at least twice daily.
7. There will be no autographs.

The open call begins...

VOTERASH/? 2008!

 

[lllovell]

Consider the open call commenced...after a reasonable period of time I will post a poll to elect my VP candidate. All hopefuls should keep the following guidelines in mind:

- I will be addressed at all times as The High Emperor of Rightland, with the proper level of snivelling and bowing thrown in.
- Brush up on your laundry skills, you'l need them.
- You must be fluent in Portuguese.
- I start everyday with a beer and a cupcake. I expect it ready and waiting by 7:30 am sharp.
- All official dictation shall be taken in crayon for full comedic value.
- Tears of utter gratitude and utopion satisfaction should be shed at least twice daily.
- There will be no autographs.

The open call begins...

VOTERASH/? 2008!

You know - for a guy, you are rather Diva-ish lol

 

[Rash]

You know - for a guy, you are rather Diva-ish lol

That kind of comment will get you excommunicated when I am elected.

 

[lllovell]

That kind of comment will get you excommunicated when I am elected.

woohoo- Tahiti here I come!!!

Greenban, I am going to need some of that bug repellent in your siggy if you don't mind!

 

[gopherit]

Wow... so in less than a week, I've been labeled (due to my participation in certain threads) as "mean" and "obscene". What a record...

As for Rash's recent announcement regarding political aspirations and an open bid for his VP partner, I have but one thing to say...

My, Rash, aren't you looking NICE today!

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_164.gif' alt='Horse' border=0></a><a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_5_116.gif' alt='Handsome' border=0></a>

(And oh yeah -- big-time EAGLES fan here! )
<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_44.gif' alt='Eagles' border=0></a>

 

[Tooneric]

To stay on topic, I'd like to start by saying:

1. I'm sorry too.

2. I've never been to F&W, but it sounds really swell.

3. I would like to throw my hat in the ring. I could be the first Toon Vice President, or at least the first to serve on the President's cabinet. I promise to do my best to represent all of the toons out there to the best of my ability.

4. You guys are really swell.

5. Anybody wanna buy some Mardi Gras beads cheap?

 

[lllovell]

Wow... so in less than a week, I've been labeled (due to my participation in certain threads) as "mean" and "obscene". What a record...

As for Rash's recent announcement regarding political aspirations and an open bid for his VP partner, I have but one thing to say...

My, Rash, aren't you looking NICE today!

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_164.gif' alt='Horse' border=0></a><a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_5_116.gif' alt='Handsome' border=0></a>

(And oh yeah -- big-time EAGLES fan here! )
<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_44.gif' alt='Eagles' border=0></a>

You aren't mean and/or obscene!!!

Let me at anyone who would say such a thing!!!

(now - I might call you a suck up - but I do have to admit I have emoticon envy, so that might be tainting my opinions )

 

[Rash]

My, Rash, aren't you looking NICE today!

As per guideline 1., I believe you mean "My, High Emperor Of Rightland, aren't you looking NICE today!

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_164.gif' alt='Horse' border=0></a><a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_5_116.gif' alt='Handsome' border=0></a>

(And oh yeah -- big-time EAGLES fan here! )
<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb04242US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_44.gif' alt='Eagles' border=0></a>

Although I do so enjoy gratuitous displays of sucking up, I do not detect the proper levels of grovelling and snivelling necessary for candidacy.

 

[lllovell]

As per guideline 1., I believe you mean "My, High Emperor Of Rightland, aren't you looking NICE today!


Although I do so enjoy gratuitous displays of sucking up, I do not detect the proper levels of grovelling and snivelling necessary for candidacy.

lol somehow, I am not sure I see lots of people doing much more groveling than that. You might want to rethink all this Rash

 

[Rash]

lol somehow, I am not sure I see lots of people doing much more groveling than that. You might want to rethink all this Rash

okay okay...gopherit is eligible

Thus far we have ...Greenban, Tooneric, and Gopherit..

The open call continues...

 

[wtpclc]

I, wtpclc, being of questionable mind and unpronouceable name, do hereby declare that I would be honored to be the running mate of a talking horse. (I mean of My, High Emperor Of Rightland).

I cannot guaranteee that I am as qualified to run a country as the afore-mentioned candidates. I can, however, suck up with (and to) the best of them.

Special thanks to gopherit. Hope you don't mind tha tI borrowed your horse!

 

[Rash]

...I mean of My, High Emperor Of Rightland).

Despite your questionable cutting and pasting skills, your candidacy is accepted.

 

[Tooneric]

okay okay...gopherit is eligible

Thus far we have ...Greenban, Tooneric, and Gopherit..

The open call continues...

Oh, mighty Horse's Royal Emperor Above Rightland,

To be fair, I believe someone mentioned idratherbeinwdw as a VP Candidate. Haven't figured out how to make a picture appear in my post, but here's a link to a pic I took of Mar getting ready before we hit Bourbon Street:

 

[Rash]

Oh, mighty Horse's Royal Emperor Above Rightland,

To be fair, I believe someone mentioned idratherbeinwdw as a VP Candidate. Haven't figured out how to make a picture appear in my post, but here's a link to a pic I took of Mar getting ready before we hit Bourbon Street:

thanks for that - I needed the laugh.

 

[lllovell]

Oh, mighty Horse's Royal Emperor Above Rightland,

To be fair, I believe someone mentioned idratherbeinwdw as a VP Candidate. Haven't figured out how to make a picture appear in my post, but here's a link to a pic I took of Mar getting ready before we hit Bourbon Street:

Oh you dear, sweet, sick man....