mark & sandra
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- Feb 27, 2002
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You might be addicted to the internet if....
You can't remember what you used to do, before you went on-line.
You send yourself email.
Your sole purpose in life is to perfect your homepage.
You used to be an alcoholic, but got cured because it was interfering with your web surfing.
You get up at 3am, just to check your email.
While watching TV, you yell out "ROTFL" at the funny parts.
Your dog has his own homepage.
Your kids ask you if you like web surfing more than them, and you don't answer immediately.
You had to get another computer, just to store your bookmarks.
You write interoffice memos, with HTML tags in them.
The only reason you go to work, is to use the company's internet account.
You maintain a list of sites that are under construction and visit them weekly to check on their status.
You introduce your significant other as your "domain server".
You go for an eye exam and the optometrist tells you that you have perfect 640X480 vision.
You have nightmares about constantly getting "Chat Room Full" messages.
You can't remember what you used to do, before you went on-line.
You send yourself email.
Your sole purpose in life is to perfect your homepage.
You used to be an alcoholic, but got cured because it was interfering with your web surfing.
You get up at 3am, just to check your email.
While watching TV, you yell out "ROTFL" at the funny parts.
Your dog has his own homepage.
Your kids ask you if you like web surfing more than them, and you don't answer immediately.
You had to get another computer, just to store your bookmarks.
You write interoffice memos, with HTML tags in them.
The only reason you go to work, is to use the company's internet account.
You maintain a list of sites that are under construction and visit them weekly to check on their status.
You introduce your significant other as your "domain server".
You go for an eye exam and the optometrist tells you that you have perfect 640X480 vision.
You have nightmares about constantly getting "Chat Room Full" messages.