Hey Sisters, notice the looneyhood is saying nothing about this?? They are lost for words!! LOL!! We outsmart em!!
SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT :
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS ON DISNEY CRUISE LINES REPO CRUISE
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED.
YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Sisters teachers to be determined.
Class 1:
8/20/05
The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Discussion at Men's Bathroom on Deck 3 Aft. After Drill. Free toilet paper to bring back to your staterooms. Class conducted by Sisterhood, Estelle. (ehtpnt)
Class 2:
8/21/05
Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.Online Classes and role-playing. Meet at Coves Internet Cafe and then will end at Flounders and Kid's Clubs. Have your wives pick you up
at appropriate Kids Club depending on ages of your children. Class conducted by the Fearless leader, Melinda.
Class 3:
8/22/05
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation, Excerises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Bring your wives or Sign. other with you. Meet at port at Cabo San Lucas at 9 am and will tour at the local shopping center. Wear comfortable shoes since this will be an all day shopping day and strongly suggested: Brings Lots of Cash. Class conducted by Arlene. (mississaugamom)
Class 4:
8/23/05
How To Fill Up Ice Cubes Trays, Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meet at Studio Sea at 11:00 AM.
DCL head of Room Service will be present. Free Ice Cubes in assorted sizes to bring back to your stateroom. Sister to be determined.
Class 5:
8/24/05
Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Meet at Studio Sea, Ask your wives for directions if necessary to the meet. Round Table discussions and then on to Port Acupulco and practice. No Spanish speaking necessary. Class conducted by the sisterhood, Denise (Denise W)
Class 6:
8/25/05
Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and nearby Bathtub?? Group Practice
Meet at 8 Am at various staterooms. WARNING: strongly suggest not to get intoxicated at Acapulco overnight otherwise, it will only be harder for yourselves.
Sister to be determined.
Class 7:
8/26/05
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Meet at laundry room at Deck 6. Bring your soiled clothes please. Will do laundry afterwards. Added Bonis**Fathers, Please bring your children to the meet as we will discuss the topic of "Excuse me, but those chocolates on the bed are not just for you!!!!"
(All Sisters report to this meet) Class conducted by Laura. (AuntyBrat)
Class 8:
8/27/05
Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Will meet at Kitchen Galley after dinner at main and late dining rotation. Please bring your soiled dishes after you eat. Head of Houskeeping will demonstate. Sister to be determined.
Class 9:
8/28/05
Loss of Identity- Losing the Remote to your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Group. Meet at Private Aft Deck 7. BONUS: Will have view of panama Canal while discussing. Class conducted by Denine.
Class 10:
8/29/05
Learning How to Find Things- Starting with looking in the right places instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum, Will visit each parciptant staterooms.Sister to be determined.
Class 11:
8/30/05
Is it Genetically Impossible to sit quietly while She Parallel Parks?? Meet at Curacao Rental Car Agency. Wives/girlfriends/female comp. are invited. Class conducted by Eileen (EileenAmI)
Class 12:
8/31/05
The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Please meet at Kitchen Galley. Food to bring back to stateroom for your family to enjoy..no guarantees goodness of food though. Class conducted by Janet. (Scratch42)
Class 13:
9/1/05
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remebering Birthdays, and Anniversaries. Cerebral Shock Therapy Session and Full lobotomies. Afterwards, we will have Dinner at Palo's to make up for forgotten special times for your significant other. Sister to be determined.
Class 14:
9/2/05
Health Watch - Bringing her Flowers is not Harmful to your Health. Graphics and Audio tapes. Meet at Serenity Bay at
Castaway Cay.
BONUS: The one who brings the most flowers will have a couple's message at the bungalow. Sister to be determined.
Upon Completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
THE FEARLESS LEADER...