Originally posted by Grumbo
Nah Andrew didn't think you were a misery. Mardy maybe 
I showed that joke to the Canadians here at work. However Andrew I'm English. Still have my Brit passport, and haven't taken out citizenship here so because of that thought it was hilarious 
Cheers,
Grumbo
Two tests to see if you are English, American or Catholic, I am sure to (slightly)upset someone, lets see if you have a British sense of humour.
The Pope Tony Blair and George Bush are on a
Disney cruise ship together, and the ship gets lost in thick fog.
Bush taking charge says I will put my hand out of the window and tell you where we are, He does this says its New York.
How did you know that? Because I felt the statue of liberty.
Much later on the cruise they are lost again, Pope not to be out done puts his hand out of the window, We are in Venice. I felt a gondola, and herd serenading gondoliers.
Much later Blair not wishing to be outdone, tries the same, Puts his hand out, and says we are in London.
Bush and the Pope say did you feel the Tower or Parliament, he says no, I put my hand out and my ring and watch was nicked!
Man goes to the
DCL doctor and says, Doctor I am a moth, the doctor says I cannot deal with you, you need to see a Psychiatrist
Man says I know,
Doctor why did you come in then.
Man. The light was on!
