Yes Rose, this is a very important question, indeed. Let me address your concerns one at a time:
Beano is a nickname given to me by my grandfather. Most people call me Ben. My friends call me Beano. (I guess that means that most people aren't my friends?) So I am called both... among other things. Anyway, you can take your pick!
Yes, I am well aware that Beano is a gas remedy, which is ironic since I make most people sick to their stomach. I believe I have been around longer than it has, though. Heaven knows I have caused more stomach ailments than it has cured.
If you have excess gas on the ship, ask for me, I'll fix you up. Don't bother my cousin Pepto, he is kind of a jerk when he's drinking. The worst I'll do is puke on your shoes. Beware of my step-brother Bromo, too. He's a real butthead. I'll just give you a beer and a taco, you'll be fine.
And finally... No. Not alot of people here in the Fresno area name their kids Beano. Why?
Because I am THE ONE AND ONLY BEANO!!!
(...and thank God for that.)