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[takemeaway]

Beano, you aren't one of those freaky guys that takes video shots up woman's skirts and then sells them on the internet, are you? Because if you are, I have one thing to say to you,

Can we split the money?

Hubby thinks that splitting the $1.00 we get from the shot wouldn't be worth your time.

 

[BeanoC]

Up skirt shots? No, not really. That's just plain wrong.

Now, the down-the-top shot, that's a different story. I'll get lots of those.

Hey, a guy's gotta have his standards.




'Beano'

 

[tarzanman]

You have the highest moral standards. It is much more acceptable to sell cleavage video than up skirt video.

 

[kamgen]

Beano also is fascinated with the mouth. Ladies, make sure that when you are drinking in front of Beano you make it cute enough for the camera! LOL!

And Tim...he takes after Beano in taping as many butts as he can! LOL!

This is gonna be fun!

 

[takemeaway]

Hmmmm, I think I am sorry I asked!!!

 

[Wiggle]

On "America's Funniest Home Videos" this week, a guy was filming his kids playing in the surf when two very fit, very tanned, very, er, endowed young ladies walked by. The guy filmed the girls instead...and of course gave his commentary as he did. It was very funny.

But it won no money.

 

[tarzanman]

I don't specifically target butts. That would be, well, I guess that I look at them from time to time. When do we leave? I am getting impatient.

 

[BeanoC]

I am not sure how we got on this subject... LOL

I am more discreet that Tim, I think. Thank goodness for the zoom lens...

I just happened to have shots of Kamy and my DW drinking from straws, so she thinks I have this ...fixation. Hmmm.


In any case, the Beano Video will be good this year, whatever it ends up being rated!!



'Beano'

 

[kamgen]

Beano's trip videos are always good......full of drunken stupidity, rip roaring humor, witty run ons, and an occasional hilarious movie quote or impersonation.......and that's just the beginning....


So sign up now ladies and gentlemen, be a part of Beano's 10/12 Wonder cruise video.....that way you can have proof of the things you won't remember!

Beano- "fixation"???? Yeah...I guess you can call it that....

 

[BeanoC]

Call it a fixation if you want, Kamy, but it's no big deal.

By the way, you look great in that lipstick, have I told you that?
Take another drink from that straw. Oh yes, that's it... LOL


Yes, the video is full of laughs! Drunken stupidity, impersonations, etc. And that's just Tim!!



'Beano'

 

[Wiggle]

If I preorder the video, do I get four free lithographs with it?

Sure are glad we're not cruising this week!!!

Lynne

 

[tarzanman]

Cruisin this week would still be better than working!!!

 

[BeanoC]

I am glad we're not cruising with week too, because my employees would be going bonkers! I sure hope it isn't this busy while I AM gone!


Lynne - Preorder now, and receive a free copy of last year's video, featuring Bon Jovi, the Go-Go's and the Village People!

We have our work cut out for us to make this vacation more memorable than last year!! I expect that we will, I just shudder to think how!!




'Beano'

 

[wayneg]

Hi everyone,
It's gettiing closer now. Not had much time to get on internet recently, had a long weekend in Amsterdam then busy at work, going to London this weekend to see a show. We will only have 2 weekends left to pack.
Has everyone received doc's yet?
Are we going to be the only foreigners on board?
Still not booked a hotel if any of you see a good deal (as I have told you before being from Yorkshire I like bargain so 5 star for $50 a night would be good).

Wayne

 

[Wiggle]

Amsterdam, London...I think Wayne's trying to impress us all with his "internationalness"......

Just for that, Wayne, you'd better get to practicing your best American accent! I have always wanted to hear a foreigner do American. And I will have you do it! And your family, too! You should hear me try to read the "Harry Potter" books to my boys. I don't do the British accent...except for Hagrid. It usually comes out like an Aussie, but the kids get the idea! I couldn't pronounce Hermione's name until I saw the first movie! LOL!

Hey! Let's all do fake accents whenever Beano is filming!

 

[BeanoC]

Good idea, Lynne! Although Tim and I always speak in voices when being filmed (and often when we're not!)

Tim does a great Eric Cartman, while I usually do Droopy Dog, Carl Spangler (Bill Murray in Caddyshack), or Carl Childers (Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade). Sometimes the 2 of us will exchange in Yoda-speak. Funny we are. Laugh you will.


Don't worry, Wayne, you won't be the only foreigners on board. We are from California...



'Beano'

 

[kamgen]

Ahhh, voices....I can't wait to hear you guys kick up the comedy...fun stuff!

And if you are nice, Renee and I will bless you with a repeat performance of "I WANT IT NOW" (Willy Wonka) and maybe do the "Tarzan" dance! LOL!!!

Still no docs! What's up?!

 

[tarzanman]

Not the Tarzan dance!!!

Who knows what will happen when we are drunk again. You aint much fun since I quit drinkin.

You don't need to count how many beers he's had. (Jedi Mind Trick)

 

[kamgen]

[Jedi mind trick]

You are not drunk....you do not feel sick...you do not need sleep...

 

[BeanoC]

(Obi-Wan) These are not the drunks you're looking for.

They can go about their drinking.

Tim - Did you see where "Offbeat" will now be called "Distractions"? That's where the sporting events will be shown. I'm there!!



'Beano'