Astralian Mechanic (joke)...

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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working
under your vehicle...especially in public.

From Sydney Morning Australia comes this story of a
central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only
to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car their in the parking lot. The
wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male
legs from under the chassis. Altough the man was in
shorts his lack of underpants turned private parts into
glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped
forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked
everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his head.
 















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