Ask Me Anything Game: Ask CrispyWelsh Anything

[Madjock]

Which scares you the most Ian, Carol the teacher, Carol the stalker or Carol the Masochist - and don't forget to give reasons

 

[carolfoy]

you meet me and I'm wearing my PVC sado masochists outfit, whats your first reaction?


jules gets her hair cut and it looks terrible what do you say?


you are relieved to get the last birthday card in the shop (its for JUles and you daren't go home without one) but you pass a little old lady who's hunting for the birthday cards, do you let her have it?


you are reversing out of a driveway and you hear a crunch - its your neighbours yappy horrible yorkshire terrier - do you just drive on and forget it happened?

 

[tennisfan]

Hi,

What would be your dream job?
Did you pass your driving test 1st time?
What is your favourite film?
What is your favourite song?

 

[Madjock]

Name 5 things you would put in room 101 and why?

 

[carolfoy]

which spice girl did you fancy?

which girls aloud?

favourite ice cream?

 

[Minniespal]

Ian ~ Are you having fun!

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get the Teflon to stick?

Could you be a hitman?

Where do you stand on the death penalty issue?

Do you believe that a prisoner should have no rights once they are in prison?

Did you ever watch the Flumps?

Could you stay in a bad relationship if the sex was fantastic?

Are you a **** or a leg man?

 

[pokemon_master]

Do you know what a "Lumpy" is?

Or do you need to ask Jules what it is??

 

[pokemon_master]

If you could give one piece of advice what would it be?

 

[carolfoy]

Kate Thornton or Cat Deeley?

Sharon Osbourne or Paula Abdul?

razorlight or the kaiser chiefs?

do you agree that The Frays 'How to save a life' is utter brilliance?

what song is in your head and annoying you right now (mines that awful Gwen Stefani Sweet escape)

Gwen Stefani or Pink?

 

[Madjock]

What was your favourite toy when you were a boy?
was there one particular toy you always wanted but never got?
what is you favourite 'toy' now?

 

[Madjock]

Jules is going to treat you to breakfast in bed (which I'm sure she does often ) what would you like it to be?

 

[crispywelsh]

My next question has got to be what injection is Jules having today?

Don't tell me, it's Botox....

Hi Matt she has had an injection into the tendon, she doesn't need botox !

 

[crispywelsh]

Morning Ian,

Who was your first crush on?
Who was the first girl you ever kissed?
How old were you?
Did it live up to your expectations?

Hi AnneMarie

first crush was the woman who was wonder woman - what was her name ?
first kiss was Sharon Flower, Jules calls her little weed, I was 14 and it was a bit wet and sloppy, so no not really

 

[crispywelsh]

whats your most annoying habit?

and Jules's most annoying habit?


other peoples?
(apart from asking you questions!)

what job would you really like to do if you copuld be instantly qualified?

Hi Carol

I dont bite my fingernails but I pick at them

she picks at her toenails

I cant be doing with sniffers and slurpers

a Formula One driver, that would be the dream come true

 

[crispywelsh]

what was your 1st job and how old were you ?

Hi Nat

I had a paper round when I was 12

 

[crispywelsh]

you have to do one of these three jobs which one would you choose....


hairdresser
opera singer
ballet dancer


you have to snog one of these women who would you choose...

Carol Thatcher
Anne Diamond
Vanessa Feltz

you have to row the atlantic with one of these as your partner who would you choose.....

jeremy clarkson
jeremy paxman
Sir Alan Sugar

a hairdresser, I couldn't do tights and I cant sing as you will soon find out

Vanessa Feltz, Carol looks a bit slobbery and Anne is far too mumsy

Jeremy Clarkson, his humour cracks me up, Sir Alan might throe me overboard !

 

[crispywelsh]

I think Carol was a teacher in a previous life

do you have any tattoos?

If yes - where and what off?

I think you are right !

I have a Dolphin on my shoulder and a celtic band in my right arm

 

[crispywelsh]

or a masochist!

yes one of those to !

 

[crispywelsh]

I have a question for you Ian but I don't know if you'll be able to what with your hairline and all..

You have a big business meeting at work. You need to give the impression that you are top notch, and the most suitable person available for a new promotion.

However, you wake up really late, and are rushing to get everything done. You head to the shower, and notice you have two shampoos. One you know will make your hair Dandruff free, but will make your hair smell like a bucket of sick, and the other will make your hair smell really good but will not make it look any better dandruff wise, in fact it makes it look like a winter snowscene..

Which do you choose? Please not that A) You can't pick both or Jules will kill you, and B) you need to show reasons!

Matt I'd rather smell like a bucket of sick than flake everywhere, my reasoning is I could drown myself in lynx and posh aftershave

 

[crispywelsh]

Which scares you the most Ian, Carol the teacher, Carol the stalker or Carol the Masochist - and don't forget to give reasons

sorry AnnMarie missed this one, Carol the teacher imagine if I didnt do my homework