Ask Me Anything: Ask Carolfoy Anything

[wilma-bride]

Did you think you could relax because you'd caught up?

Apart from is there anything else you might need a man for?

Have you ever been ripped off?

Did you like school?

What is your favourite crisp flavour?

McDonalds or KFC?

Pizza or chinese?

 

[carolfoy]

Why do you think you've got more replies on your Ask Carolfoy Anything?

probably cos I'm not very good at 'multiquote' and I reply to each individually, after all if you take the time to ask I should take the time to answer
that, and because I'mobviously going to answer anything and you're all dead nosey

 

[carolfoy]

Did you think you could relax because you'd caught up?

Apart from is there anything else you might need a man for?

Have you ever been ripped off?

Did you like school?

What is your favourite crisp flavour?

McDonalds or KFC?

Pizza or chinese?

I'm sorry, I just wanted to have a look on TP for a second
apart from is there anything else a man does? even Callum puts out the rubbish!
yes - the whole reason I need to add to my mortgage to get my roof rectified is due to a dodgy builder

yes, for the most part I liked it, I certainly didnt do as much studying as I should, or could have but I had a huge group of friends and basically had a laugh for 5 years

fave crisps, hmm, I haven't had crisps for ages but I love doritos original

if I'm pushed its KFC but I do try to avoid them both

oizza - but I love seaweed I can eat tons of it

 

[crispywelsh]

Jules has made chilli for dinner, she is an eveil monster, how hot do you reckon its going to be ?

 

[crispywelsh]

shall I take cream of mushroom soup or tinned ravioli for dinner tomorrow?

 

[crispywelsh]

I'm sorry to hear you had pain, is an epilator one of those dodahs that rips your hairs out ?

 

[carolfoy]

crispywelsh Jules has made chilli for dinner, she is an eveil monster, how hot do you reckon its going to be ?
shall I take cream of mushroom soup or tinned ravioli for dinner tomorrow?
I'm sorry to hear you had pain, is an epilator one of those dodahs that rips your hairs out ?

Hi Hon I think Jules is going gentle on you tonight as she's been making me suffer all day instead

Cream of mushroom definately, I had that for lunch today and it was yum

you got it in one - although why I bother is beyond me

 

[wilma-bride]

How come I haven't been 'egged' - is it because no-one likes me?

Do you think you'll make it through the week without a call from social services for neglecting your child

Normally (ie when not doing ask me anything) how much time a day do you spend on the DIS?

Do you think Matt should patent this as the latest celeb diet - he could call it the AMA diet?

 

[Chilly]

Ok Carol here is my question I am looking for a new house, I have found one in the right location but it is a wreck, it is up for sale for £225K but needs about £25K of work doing on it. The max i'm prepared to pay is £200K what should my first offer be?

 

[carolfoy]

How come I haven't been 'egged' - is it because no-one likes me?

Do you think you'll make it through the week without a call from social services for neglecting your child

Normally (ie when not doing ask me anything) how much time a day do you spend on the DIS?

Do you think Matt should patent this as the latest celeb diet - he could call it the AMA diet?

you haven't been egged because you are above these childish cliques Joh, everyone respects you too much to make you part of the crowd

I'm expecting social services to call at any time, hang on, theres a knock at the door.....

I log onto the dis every day at work and its on all day but its not always that I'm actually active, and there have been evenings when I haven't logged on at all
A warning for you all: I'm in meetings all day tomorrow so hopefully will have plenty stored up for the evening, am also out after work on friday and out saturday night so you may all have to wait for my words of spiritual enlightenment!

yes, Matt is onto a winner here I reckon, but it could drive me to despair before I reach a size 10

 

[carolfoy]

Ok Carol here is my question I am looking for a new house, I have found one in the right location but it is a wreck, it is up for sale for £225K but needs about £25K of work doing on it. The max i'm prepared to pay is £200K what should my first offer be?

unless the work is definately needed rather than what you feel you have to do to the property (ie , you can't justify a new kitchen just cos you don't like the existing one) then get a builder to quote a statement saying it needs £25k of work, present that to the agent saying your highest and final offer is £180k because of it, give them 1 week to decide then if they accept insist on quick exchange with no further viewings

 

[wilma-bride]

What's the best question you've been asked so far?

What's been the hardest question to answer?

Who do you think has asked you the most questions?

Are you going to count them and see if you're right?

Does Callum remember who you are?

Are you getting a complex yet?

How many pages do you think this thread will end up being?

What is the funniest thread you've ever read on the DIS?

 

[carolfoy]

What's the best question you've been asked so far?

What's been the hardest question to answer?

Who do you think has asked you the most questions?

Are you going to count them and see if you're right?

Does Callum remember who you are?

Are you getting a complex yet?

How many pages do you think this thread will end up being?

What is the funniest thread you've ever read on the DIS?

I love the questions where I have to seriously think about it, most of them I can answer pretty quickly but there has been a couple that have made me stop and think

I think Jules but not sure
I will count them at the end I think
Who's Callum?

I will walk through security with ease in future - nothing they ask is as bad as this
no idea - at this rate I reckon about 30 but it will slow down tomorrow when I'm not around
the fart thread on U.S Community - its been going for years and someone resurrects it every now and then, has me in stitches

 

[higgy66]

Do you really think you have the time for any meetings tomorrow?

If you could make youself up of various bits of celebrities what bits from who would you choose. (glad i asked that before a glass of wine!)

A figure to die for or a bank balance to match the Beckhams?

Horse riding or Go Karting?

Apart from child birth have you ever stayed in hospital?

What's the last CD you bought?

Do you buy Callum eggs for Easter or a present.

Do you know the muffin man?

Did you ever get detention at school and if so what for?


Right I'm off for my tea.....

 

[wilma-bride]

Have you ever broken a bone?

When was the last time you went to the doctor?

Dentist?

Do you think everybody should be entitled to free dental care?

Do you think women should be able to get tampons on the NHS?

If you could make a new law what would it be?

 

[GrumpyUK]

Ok lady,

If a picture paints a thousand words why CAN'T I paint you?

Phil or Kirsty?

Hot tub or hot rub?

If I had a party and the theme was 'come as your own surpressed fantasy' what/whom would you come as?

Enough!

 

[carolfoy]

Do you really think you have the time for any meetings tomorrow?

If you could make youself up of various bits of celebrities what bits from who would you choose. (glad i asked that before a glass of wine!)

A figure to die for or a bank balance to match the Beckhams?

Horse riding or Go Karting?

Apart from child birth have you ever stayed in hospital?

What's the last CD you bought?

Do you buy Callum eggs for Easter or a present.

Do you know the muffin man?

Did you ever get detention at school and if so what for?


Right I'm off for my tea.....

I'm not sure I do Janet, I may have to take my laptop with me
ok, pretty much everything of Beyonce - she's hot or Angelina - before she went uber skinny - she's my girl-crush

I'll have the bank balance please -I can buy the body then

I like both but am better at go-karting, I love horses butthey don't like me

yes, I had serious kidney problems as a child and have had several broken bones

last cd, snow patrol, I had razorlight th eother day but dowmloaded to mp3 does that count?

usually 1 egg and 1 present, he gets eggs from other people too

I do do you?

yes, usually for talking too much or smoking only once or twice though

 

[carolfoy]

Have you ever broken a bone?

When was the last time you went to the doctor?

Dentist?

Do you think everybody should be entitled to free dental care?

Do you think women should be able to get tampons on the NHS?

If you could make a new law what would it be?

yes, 1 wrist twice, the other once, my collar bone, three ribs and a couple of toes

I had leichmaniassis recurring a couple of years ago and was really ill, i was at the docs every week

no - I'm crap at the dentist, I go every few years and get hundreds of pounds worth of stuff done under IV sedation cos I don't like needles in my mouth

yes, I heard today that only half the population actually has a dentist cos it just costs so much to maintain - very poor show, I'd vote for anyone who brought back free dental care

no - I don't really think that would ever happen, i do think loo roll should be free though cos we all use that

Defence lawyers get a standard fee whether they win the case or not - that way they won't care as much if their patently guilty client doesn't get off scot-free

 

[carolfoy]

Ok lady,

If a picture paints a thousand words why CAN'T I paint you?

Phil or Kirsty?

Hot tub or hot rub?

If I had a party and the theme was 'come as your own surpressed fantasy' what/whom would you come as?

Enough!

cos you're colour blind?

phil - that strict exterior is very sexy but I do covet Kirstys boots - actually that guy thats on now is a bit of alright

either one, Hon, i can't afford to be fussy - I just wish I was offered either

'supressed' don't do supression
I guess I'll have to do the dominatrix thing (but that's just called my 'pulling gear')

 

[saratogagirl]

do you like muffin for breakfast ?