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[lovetoscrap]

The only person on the boards that doesn't have to worry about the tag fairy

That sounds like a challenge

I'm afraid Mr. WMAlex speaks the truth. He is immune to all my/our powers...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Fortunately, I have plenty of room. Just let me know when y'all are coming, and I'll make the run to the liquor store!

What kind of vehicle do you drive? It might take runs to the grocery store...

No worries. I have a big honkin' gas hog SUV.

Are you going to be too drunk to clean the webmaster bathroom again?????

Needs to be cleaned again? Really needs to be better aim all around.

Dare I say.... well, it's true that most of the WMs are, um, men....

Uh oh, gotta run... I mean fly ...

 

[ZPT1022]

Make that HAD good nails. We're starting to build a house soon, and we're acting as our own general contractors. I removed the nails this week.

AND, since it's a construction site, I'll be trading my flipflops for my LLBean boots...which means the fake toenails have to go as well.

I could really use pixie dust for that.

Is there really such a thing as fake toenails?? I am so out of the loop

 

[WebmasterAlex]

That sounds like a challenge

Not a challenge, a fact, watch this
HEY TAG FAIRY... come tag me I dare you! Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny!
you are an empty headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Okay, mister. No personal attacks allowed, unless you want points!

 

[lovetoscrap]

Not a challenge, a fact, watch this
HEY TAG FAIRY... come tag me I dare you! Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny!
you are an empty headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

OMG! I just about peed my pants!

Hey, LTS... WMAlex may be immune -- but YOU are not! (Just thought I'd remind you)

EDIT WILL ROBINSON, EDIT! Oh lovely Tag Fairy, Alex is truly a cold, cruel Webmaster and task master. Are you sure there isn't some way the Tag Fairy union can get to him????

Ahhhh.... I knew you would see our side of it...

Alas there isn't (at least, none we've found yet)

 

[KristaTX]

OMG! I just about peed my pants!

Do you need to borrow Alex's tin can to keep beside your computer for just such moments??

See, now you know why he keeps telling WMKathy that the WM bathroom needs to be cleaned...

 

[lovetoscrap]

So the Tag Fairy can tag Webmaster Pete and all the other Webmasters, just not Alex???

But I see that you can post inside of his posts TF Sure it isn't permanent but if you all band together you can surely have some fun with him. Sort of like Drive By taggings! And if you can get me a photo of him I can take care of getting him an outfit to match WMCoreys sparkly Pink number. . .

Well... we have found ways to get back at Alex. Unfortunately, the payback he dishes back to us is just not worth it...

You could but I am much more cruel and vindictive than Corey
Trust me

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Needs to be cleaned again? Really needs to be better aim all around.

Dare I say.... well, it's true that most of the WMs are, um, men....

Uh oh, gotta run... I mean fly ...

They are um men?

 

[lovetoscrap]

They are um men?

Okey, I theenk I hed better gu tu bed beffure-a I get intu mooch mure-a truooble-a. I vuoold be-a vurreeed ebuoot vekeeng up tu feend Elex hed bunned me-a, boot iff he-a deed zeen he-a vuoold hefe-a tu feend sumeune-a ilse-a tu teke-a cere-a ooff VPESEDI :scered1: Thet thuooght shuoold scere-a heem und zee TF mure-a thun unytheeng!:rutffl2::

 

[WebmasterAlex]

Okey, I theenk I hed better gu tu bed beffure-a I get intu mooch mure-a truooble-a. I vuoold be-a vurreeed ebuoot vekeeng up tu feend Elex hed bunned me-a, boot iff he-a deed zeen he-a vuoold hefe-a tu feend sumeune-a ilse-a tu teke-a cere-a ooff VPESEDI :scered1: Thet thuooght shuoold scere-a heem und zee TF mure-a thun unytheeng!:rutffl2:

I wouldn't ban you, I was thinking of translating all your posts into swedish chef.......

 

[lovetoscrap]

I wouldn't ban you, I was thinking of translating all your posts into swedish chef.......

Okay, now I can't breathe! You win!!! That is a TALENT!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Okey, I theenk I hed better gu tu bed beffure-a I get intu mooch mure-a truooble-a. I vuoold be-a vurreeed ebuoot vekeeng up tu feend Elex hed bunned me-a, boot iff he-a deed zeen he-a vuoold hefe-a tu feend sumeune-a ilse-a tu teke-a cere-a ooff VPESEDI :scered1: Thet thuooght shuoold scere-a heem und zee TF mure-a thun unytheeng!:rutffl2::

Did you take any narcotic medication tonight?

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Question to all the webmaster and moderators
if the WAPASDI contest is over, why is the board and the threads still open?

 

[lovetoscrap]

Question to all the webmaster and moderators
if the WAPASDI contest is over, why is the board and the threads still open?

If you don't mind I can answer that one. WPASADI is not over yet. There will be a 2nd Chance Round for all those that were in the Individuals starting very SOON

 

[lovetoscrap]

Not a chawwenge, a fact, watch this
HEY TAG FAIWY... come tag me I dawe you!
Youw ugwy and youw mothew dwesses you funny!
you awe an empty headed animaw food twough wipew.
I fawt in youw genewaw diwection, uh-hah-hah-hah.
Youw mothew was a hamstew and youw fathew smewt of ewdewbewwies

Interesting According to my sources, apparently Alex actually sounds more like Elmer Fudd

Did you take any narcotic medication tonight?

You know, I thought that actually made more sense than my PUI posts!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

You know, I thought that actually made more sense than my PUI posts!

It did, but I was trying to be nice.

 

[Shugardrawers]

Why does this thread not show up in my list of subscribed threads?
And what can I do about my dogs bad breath problem? He woke me up by panting in my face. He may as well have farted in it.

 

[LaraK]

Not a challenge, a fact, watch this
HEY TAG FAIRY... come tag me I dare you! Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny!
you are an empty headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Hmmmm....Is that a personal attack on the Tag Fairy? I may have to report that post.


I see somoene here is a Monty Python fan....I LOVE Monty Python.

 

[disneyaggie]

Oh my stars! This thread is hilarious!

(I will reserve all of my questions for Webmaster Kathy for our next D/FW Dis Meet -- look out!)

 

[KathyTX]

And what can I do about my dogs bad breath problem? He woke me up by panting in my face. He may as well have farted in it.

Are you SURE he was panting?

If your dog eats the same thing mine likes to eat in the backyard sometimes, it actually makes sense that his breath smells like that...