Are you loyal?

[herc]

Bush

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blgeorgewbushquiz.htm

Kerry

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blkerryquiz.htm

 

[Rutt and Tuke]

Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard John Kerry supporter. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing Kerry run Bush and Cheney out of the White House, except maybe seeing them dragged away in handcuffs.

I think the one I missed might have been the one asking the worst thing he faces coming into the election-- Nader should have been a choice. Actually, I might have missed the one saying why I'm voting for him-- I "think" I was "supposed" to say "because he's not George W. Bush.

Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You can't stand George W. Bush. The mere mention of his name makes you cringe, and every time you hear him speak, it makes you want to jump out the window. You will vote for Anyone But Bush.

 

[herc]

Bush

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. If all Americans thought as you did, and were it constitutionally viable, George W. Bush would be president for life


Kerry
Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French

 

[JoeThaNo1Stunna]

Ten for Bush, One for the Frenchman.

 

[Kendra17]

Thanks for those links. I didn't need to actually take the quiz to gauge my loyalty!
Had I taken the quiz, it would shown me supporting BUSH

 

[shortbun]

funny questions and answers-10 out of 10 for KERRY!

 

[MinnieM21]

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. If all Americans thought as you did, and were it constitutionally viable, George W. Bush would be president for life.

 

[Robinrs]

My favorite question:

Q: What is the biggest threat John Kerry faces in this election?

A vicious, highly organized right-wing attack machine
Another Florida-style election theft
An October surprise, i.e. Osama bin Laden's capture
His own ineptitude
Being declared an enemy combatant
Voters' dawning realization that he's a surefire loser

I picked the first one... but HEY, that's already begun!!!

 

[WillyJ]

I took both of them. .

The Bush One: "Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

A little harsher then I feel but in the ball park. .

The Kerry One: "Your score is 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are conflicted about John Kerry. You believe he's a qualified and capable candidate, but you're not sure you can take four years of having him in your living room. Whether you are a soccer mom, a Nascar dad, or part of some other arbitrary swing-voter group created by the media, your vote is entirely up for grabs."

A little nicer then I feel. . . I gave (give) Kerry credit for his service in Vietnam and for his courage in speaking out when he came home- I just don't think he's done much of anything since then. .




Oh, and Robin. . . it's won't be Bin Laden; it'll be that Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi. Reports from sources that have proven to be accurate in the past claim that we caught him a couple weeks ago but are denying it. Look for a exciting "capture" right before or during the convention. . .

 

[herc]

Originally posted by Kendra17
Thanks for those links. I didn't need to actually take the quiz to gauge my loyalty!
Had I taken the quiz, it would shown me supporting BUSH

I don't suppose any of us actually need the quiz to validate our loyalty.

 

[Bob Slydell]

Your score is 6 on a scale of 1 to 10. You're not the biggest fan of President Bush, but you think he has done a decent job as president. You may disagree with him on a lot of issues — and some facts you'd just as soon ignore — but you're leaning toward voting for him anyway.

Your score is 4 on a scale of 1 to 10. You believe that John Kerry has some redeeming qualities, but not enough to entrust him with running the country, much less the nuclear launch codes. It's possible that you might change your mind about him, but at this point, you are leaning against him.

 

[honeywolf7]

Bush
Your score is 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are an enthusiastic supporter of President Bush, but you haven't drunk the Kool-Aid yet. You disagree with some of the decisions he has made, but on balance, you think he has been a strong president, and he has your vote.

Kerry
Your score is 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. You believe John Kerry is unfit to be president. While your disapproval stops short of outright hatred, there is nothing he could do or say that could sway your fundamental belief that he is a dangerous, terrorist-coddling, flip-flopping menace who must be stopped.

 

[caitycaity]

Kerry
Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard John Kerry supporter. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing Kerry run Bush and Cheney out of the White House, except maybe seeing them dragged away in handcuffs.

Bush
Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

and i tried to throw bush a few bones....

 

[katerkat]

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate John Kerry with every fiber of your being. He is the embodiment of everything you despise in a politician: a weak, liberal, flip-flopping, elitist, condescending appeaser who threatens all that is good and decent in America. Worst of all, you think he looks French.

Your score is 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a dedicated supporter and great admirer of President Bush. You believe it is a matter of vital national interest that Bush be re-elected in order to save America from both the terrorists and the Democrats. Not only do you plan to vote for Bush, but you believe it is every American's patriotic duty to do so as well.

 

[CLynnJones]

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.



Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard John Kerry supporter. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing Kerry run Bush and Cheney out of the White House, except maybe seeing them dragged away in handcuffs.

 

[wvrevy]

Q: After being told by reporters that President Bush had fallen off his bicycle, Kerry quipped, "Did the training wheels fall off?" What's your opinion of the remark?

Did Kerry really say this ?

I hope so....too funny.

 

[Cthia]

Your score is 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are conflicted about Bush. You think he's a basically likable guy, but are not sure whether he's leading the country in the right direction. Whether you are a soccer mom, a Nascar dad, or part of some other arbitrary swing-voter group created by the media, your vote is entirely up for grabs

Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard John Kerry supporter. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing Kerry run Bush and Cheney out of the White House, except maybe seeing them dragged away in handcuffs

I am still debating who I want to vote for.