I'm not gay or bi, but I do have a little funny
I am a visiting nurse and had a 103yo patient who had recently started dialysis. Her body was failing, but her mind was pretty good. She lived with her 60-some year old son who always had a 'friend' over. In fact he was introduced to me as David, a friend of the family (who was considerably younger than the patients son). I knew they were partners, but never said anything out loud (not very professional).
Anyway, I needed to check the patient's bottom to look for bedsores, so her son helped pull down her pants (she was in bed) and then helped pull them up when I was done checking her bum. The patient started yelling at him "Tom, you are being too rough. Stop being so impatient. That is the reason you never found a woman, you are too impatient!" To which Tom answer, "Yeah, mom, THAT is why I never found a woman" Tom, David and I were hysterical laughing.
His mom died a few months later, I'm sure never knowing her son was gay, which was his decision, and that is fine. I ran into them about a year ago and they were grocery shopping, now living together. So sad that it took all these years for them to be 100% out.