anyone want two nice chilled melons?

[Cantw8]

Well.. apples, melons, peaches...whatever, nothing can compare to a firm pair, I mean pear

 

[Tigger&Belle]

We "couldn't wait" for your comment!!!

 

[Dan Murphy]

I wish our melons had been cool this weekend. It was VERY hot and our melons were all sweaty. I even took them golfing but they got in the way.

You could use baby powder to soak up the melon sweat, Ann, a little Desitin for irritation, and then put them in a sling on your back, that way not having them in the way of the golf game. No?

Hang in there, Roberta, (no pun intended), melon chat is not just melon chat to everyone, a melon is not just always a melon.

 

[bananiem]

Honestly, Dan. Can't you just leave the threads you don't like alone? Are you the guy in your neighborhood that keeps the kids' football if it accidently goes in your yard too?

 

[Briarmom]

You know some weeks you thank God for the melon threads.
Some weeks you pack all your things up in boxes and you don't know when you will see it again. You watch your piano going into a crate. You realize that you packed your son's Build-a-Bears, and you now qualify for Worst Mother of the Year (even though he hasn't noticed).
Some weeks you're dealing with someone buying your house before you move and it happens to be during a very difficult housing market.
Some weeks you put your husband on an airplane for a military deployment and you hope you see him in about 100 days.
Some weeks you have to hold your 2 year old as she cries Daddy over and over. And there is nothing you can do, because Daddy isn't here.
Some weeks you do all this and more. SO much more.

So I am grateful for the 'melon threads' this week.

 

[Cantw8]

You know some weeks you thank God for the melon threads.
Some weeks you pack all your things up in boxes and you don't know when you will see it again. You watch your piano going into a crate. You realize that you packed your son's Build-a-Bears, and you now qualify for Worst Mother of the Year (even though he hasn't noticed).
Some weeks you're dealing with someone buying your house before you move and it happens to be during a very difficult housing market.
Some weeks you put your husband on an airplane for a military deployment and you hope you see him in about 100 days.
Some weeks you have to hold your 2 year old as she cries Daddy over and over. And there is nothing you can do, because Daddy isn't here.
Some weeks you do all this and more. SO much more.

So I am grateful for the 'melon threads' this week.

You go, sistah

 

[bananiem]

You know some weeks you thank God for the melon threads.
Some weeks you pack all your things up in boxes and you don't know when you will see it again. You watch your piano going into a crate. You realize that you packed your son's Build-a-Bears, and you now qualify for Worst Mother of the Year (even though he hasn't noticed).
Some weeks you're dealing with someone buying your house before you move and it happens to be during a very difficult housing market.
Some weeks you put your husband on an airplane for a military deployment and you hope you see him in about 100 days.
Some weeks you have to hold your 2 year old as she cries Daddy over and over. And there is nothing you can do, because Daddy isn't here.
Some weeks you do all this and more. SO much more.

So I am grateful for the 'melon threads' this week.

 

[Virgo10]

You know some weeks you thank God for the melon threads.
Some weeks you pack all your things up in boxes and you don't know when you will see it again. You watch your piano going into a crate. You realize that you packed your son's Build-a-Bears, and you now qualify for Worst Mother of the Year (even though he hasn't noticed).
Some weeks you're dealing with someone buying your house before you move and it happens to be during a very difficult housing market.
Some weeks you put your husband on an airplane for a military deployment and you hope you see him in about 100 days.
Some weeks you have to hold your 2 year old as she cries Daddy over and over. And there is nothing you can do, because Daddy isn't here.
Some weeks you do all this and more. SO much more.

So I am grateful for the 'melon threads' this week.

I agree, Melons RULE!!!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

You know some weeks you thank God for the melon threads.
Some weeks you pack all your things up in boxes and you don't know when you will see it again. You watch your piano going into a crate. You realize that you packed your son's Build-a-Bears, and you now qualify for Worst Mother of the Year (even though he hasn't noticed).
Some weeks you're dealing with someone buying your house before you move and it happens to be during a very difficult housing market.
Some weeks you put your husband on an airplane for a military deployment and you hope you see him in about 100 days.
Some weeks you have to hold your 2 year old as she cries Daddy over and over. And there is nothing you can do, because Daddy isn't here.
Some weeks you do all this and more. SO much more.

So I am grateful for the 'melon threads' this week.

Geez you need a HUGE I can't even imagine.

And to Dan, there is a back button, use it. Heaven forbid people have fun and don't fit into your morality code.

Okay so back to the fruits and vegetables...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

You know some weeks you thank God for the melon threads.

So I am grateful for the 'melon threads' this week.

What I've always said is that when it stops being fun here, I'm out of here. It's supposed to be a fun, light place.

Of course there are serious, heavy things, which is fine and I post on those threads, too. I laugh and cry over things and people, over the situations that people are in and the challenges that they face. But if everything was serious, what would that be like? The fluff is fun, too. Having fun is important. I know people who truly can't have fun and I so feel for them. They maybe alive for a long life, but I don't know if they've actually lived a long life.

Yes, we all have things in our life to be serious about. All of us. Some more than others. The people that I respect the most here are the ones who have some serious challenges, but still live life to the fullest. They laugh and love--they make jokes, corny or fluffy or not.

What I have a hard time with are people who are judgemental. I'm not saying that you are, Dan. I don't know you to know if you are. But there are some people here (on the DIS, not on this thread) who are looking for a fight, ,which I don't understand.

OK, enough of my sap--back to the melons!

 

[Cantw8]

Always fun to get some late night, sophomoric melon humor from the DIS ladies. You guys are the best, keep it edgy.

Here ya go, Dan. I pulled this out for ya, do you feel better now?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

How about a melon joke?

Q: Why did the melon and the honeydew have a big wedding?
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A: Because they cantaloupe!

 

[Virgo10]

How about a melon joke?

Q: Why did the melon and the honeydew have a big wedding?
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A: Because they cantaloupe!

 

[isyne4u]

I'm tired and grumpy and then I find all these different melons and I can't help but be in a better mood!!

And to whomever had the vodka with their melons...please pass some my way!! I could definately use some!!

thanks!!
tara

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Melons around here are 42C ents a lb. So we cannot let them go un nibbled on. Would kill my DH to know the melons are a waisting.

 

[L107ANGEL]

You know some weeks you thank God for the melon threads.
Some weeks you pack all your things up in boxes and you don't know when you will see it again. You watch your piano going into a crate. You realize that you packed your son's Build-a-Bears, and you now qualify for Worst Mother of the Year (even though he hasn't noticed).
Some weeks you're dealing with someone buying your house before you move and it happens to be during a very difficult housing market.
Some weeks you put your husband on an airplane for a military deployment and you hope you see him in about 100 days.
Some weeks you have to hold your 2 year old as she cries Daddy over and over. And there is nothing you can do, because Daddy isn't here.
Some weeks you do all this and more. SO much more.

So I am grateful for the 'melon threads' this week.

 

[Briarmom]

Life has given us Melons.
Let's add vodka, and have a party.

 

[lucyblondecat]

Maybe Dan is objecting not to melon talk in general, but merely the fact that all melons are not equal? Is it o.k. to discuss melons on Saturday but not on Thursday? It seems to me one such melon thread just got deleted, what made this one o.k. and not the other?

 

[LiteBrite]

just in case anybody's going to start getting catty about the melons...

 

[imsorry]

Life has given us Melons.
Let's add vodka, and have a party.

Woo Hoo!!!! I'll be right over!!!