Anyone else here *not* surprised Charlie Sheen is in the hospital

[LuvOrlando]

che? I was doing opposites pancakes don't sizzle, the best they can do is bubble a little bit.

 

[Imzadi]

Charlie Sheen voluntarily entered an undisclosed rehabilitation center today after being rushed to a hospital with "severe abdominal pains" Thursday, his publicist said.

Now why would someone who suffered from a <cough> hernia need to be admitted to rehab? I've never thought before: hernia = rehab.

 

[krcit]

Now why would someone who suffered from a <cough> hernia need to be admitted to rehab? I've never thought before: hernia = rehab.

I think he got the hernia from carrying the briefcase full of cocaine.

 

[Wall-E1]

I think he got the hernia from carrying the briefcase full of cocaine.

Yeah, well I think he got the hernia from the 4th, or possibly 5th porn star.

 

[Imzadi]

Yeah, well I think he got the hernia from the 4th, or possibly 5th porn star.

Yes limit yourself to at most 3, 5 is way too much!

Sorry not to make light of the situation but I couldn't resist.

So apparently, 3 prostitutes is the hernia-free number?

 

[Fantasmic23]

He's next. I have that feeling. i think a lot of us do.

 

[NewDCLGuy]

I didn't know Charlie was a thespian....I had heard his ex-wife Denise was a thespian but not Charlie.

Are you suggesting that if Charlie made out with Neve Campbell, he would be a thespian??

 

[Wall-E1]

Possibly a little off topic here, but I have to ask. Are Hollywood porn stars just passed around from celebrity to celebrity? I ask because I read this... on TMZ of course...

Charlie Sheen's latest pornquaintance has a connection to pop princess Britney Spears -- as in she used to date Kevin Federline and even watched Britney's little munchkins ... TMZ has learned.


Turns out after Britney and Kevin split, Kacey Jordan and K-Fed dated briefly. We're told K-Jor spent a lot of time at K-Fed's house and would even babysit the kids from time to time when he would go out and do ... whatever it is he does.

Kacey tells TMZ, "I watched the kids when Kevin was dealing with the divorce. He was busy with going to so many meetings with lawyers. We went swimming ... they were great."

Now I know a whole new debate could be started as to whether K-Fed is actually a celebrity, but to those nay-sayers I would say this - VH1's Celebrity Fit Club. Kevin was on it. Celebrity is right there in the title. Boom! I rest my case.

 

[kimmar067]

...white trash begets white trash.

 

[kimmar067]

Now why would someone who suffered from a <cough> hernia need to be admitted to rehab? I've never thought before: hernia = rehab.

...either THAT, or a lifetime of Depends.

 

[Imzadi]

Possibly a little off topic here, but I have to ask. Are Hollywood porn stars just passed around from celebrity to celebrity? I ask because I read this... on TMZ of course...

Charlie Sheen's latest pornquaintance has a connection to pop princess Britney Spears -- as in she used to date Kevin Federline and even watched Britney's little munchkins ... TMZ has learned.


Turns out after Britney and Kevin split, Kacey Jordan and K-Fed dated briefly. We're told K-Jor spent a lot of time at K-Fed's house and would even babysit the kids from time to time when he would go out and do ... whatever it is he does.

Kacey tells TMZ, "I watched the kids when Kevin was dealing with the divorce. He was busy with going to so many meetings with lawyers. We went swimming ... they were great."

Now I know a whole new debate could be started as to whether K-Fed is actually a celebrity, but to those nay-sayers I would say this - VH1's Celebrity Fit Club. Kevin was on it. Celebrity is right there in the title. Boom! I rest my case.

I guess it's better to hire an easy babysitter, than to try to figure out if the babysitter you hired is going to be easy.

 

[kimmar067]

Are you suggesting that if Charlie made out with Neve Campbell, he would be a thespian??

....nahhh, I think he's a Scorpio....

 

[Wall-E1]

I guess it's better to hire an easy babysitter, than to try to figure out if the babysitter you hired is going to be easy.

So true!

 

[Imzadi]

....nahhh, I think he's a Scorpio....

Are you going by the old horoscope signs or the new horoscope signs?

 

[kimmar067]

....well, I'M old, so I'm guessin'......'old'.

 

[SaraJayne]

Seems good ol' Charlie was mulling over his options and didn't actually enter rehab until Saturday...even though his "team" said he had gone in on Friday.

I wonder how long he'll stay this time.

 

[Imzadi]

Once again, let me point out that EVERYBODY had Robert Downey Jr written off for this exact same behavior years ago.

IF Charlie can one day turn his life around before he kills himself or someone else, that would be a grand thing.

Didn't Robert Downey, Jr.'s turn around happen because he was sent to jail for like a year & a half? I would say that long of a dry spell would be enough to turn anyone around.

The problem seems to be that Charlie & Lindsay aren't sent away - to either jail or rehab LONG ENOUGH to detox and be sober for enough time to even contemplate what a sober life looks and feels like.

When their brain is continuously muddled in that drug induced soup and their environment is filled with people egging them on to party and spend money so the others can have a good time, how can they think clearly enough to stop?

I'm sure Robert Downey, Jr. didn't have the same "friends" waiting for him when he got out of jail. They had moved on to party with someone else. Someone IN.

 

[kimmar067]

I wonder how long he'll stay this time.

...til he gets Melanie Rios' new cell number...

 

[krcit]

Didn't Robert Downey, Jr.'s turn around happen because he was sent to jail for like a year & a half? I would say that long of a dry spell would be enough to turn anyone around.

The problem seems to be that Charlie & Lindsay aren't sent away - to either jail or rehab LONG ENOUGH to detox and be sober for enough time to even contemplate what a sober life looks and feels like.

When their brain is continuously muddled in that drug induced soup and their environment is filled with people egging them on to party and spend money so the others can have a good time, how can they think clearly enough to stop?

I'm sure Robert Downey, Jr. didn't have the same "friends" waiting for him when he got out of jail. They had moved on to party with someone else. Someone IN.

plus, Lindsay and Charlie don't seem to thinki they have a problem. Rehab won't help anyone if they don't think they have a problem. Charlie is too many people's cash cow so they won't help him until he stops making money. Sad.

 

[kimmar067]

.....Charlie is too many people's cash cow so they won't help him until he stops making money. Sad.

...or breathing.